Happy New Year!

By anon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Glenfield

Today, my boyfriend was so drunk at a New Year's party that he approached me and asked me who I was. FML
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Top comments

Tripartita 44

I'm sure he just used that as an excuse to cover the fact that he's actually a robot whose internal clock got reset at the beginning of 2016. "Oh, yes, human babe, I was so much drunk last night."

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bwoolf96 21

Might have taken the phrase "New year, new you" too literally

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Comments

Elisabethandrine 29

He should not drink that much, it might damage him. Tho, be glad he approached you ;)

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cacheson 41

Someone spray painted his beer goggles!

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cacheson 41

...so now he's blind and can't tell who she is. That's the joke. :P

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moodyreallyrocks 27

Wow, hope it's not a drinking problem OP..

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mariri9206 32

Why does it have to mean a drinking problem? Typically, one gets drunk at a NYE/NY party, esp. if you're younger, which it seems they are if they're just bf/gf.

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fakedsincerity 32

You should have turned it into a fun roleplay opportunity.

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GAeroNKissR 26

funny, but that just sounds like a fight waiting to happen...

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PhoenixChick 26

I was just going to say that. You get the fun of roleplay, he thinks he's having a fling, and then comes the real fun the next day when he figures out he cheated on you with you!

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juliebrn 3

Well, what a great start for 2016. Sorry OP, I hope he got better.

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Tripartita 44

I'm sure he just used that as an excuse to cover the fact that he's actually a robot whose internal clock got reset at the beginning of 2016. "Oh, yes, human babe, I was so much drunk last night."

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ToxicPlant 21

I wish I could like this comment more than once, I laughed way too hard at this

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arano 29

**** his life for being THAT drunk.

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evanmurphy 14

It'll all blow over. He may have enjoyed himself a bit too much, but I would not worry about anything of such. Good luck OP.

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RedPillSucks 31

so, he was trying to cheat on you... with you

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