Anniversary and Love: Happy something

Happy something

By Zebracat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

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Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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By angry girlfriend - 25/08/2014 03:27 - United States - West Harrison

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

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By HLRJ - 29/08/2018 09:00 - United States - Concord

Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML

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Infamous_Hawk 6

Wednesday 13 April 2011 12:00

Haha I bet he didn't remember either.

brine212 5

Wednesday 13 April 2011 12:12

Honest mistake. It could have happen to anyone still in love with their ex....i mean it could happen to anyone...

Comments

b1ondiee 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 15:34

smooth .

speedgay 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 15:38

You made a big boo boo! If I'm in doubt about something; I just don't say it!

iwubbtitties_fml 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 15:44

bitch

sexxiimissj 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 15:53

am I the only one who wants to know how he responded to that? lol

makayla_roxx 2

Wednesday 13 April 2011 16:04

hey, it could be a test to see if HE remembered it wasn't your guy's anerversary

makayla_roxx 2

Wednesday 13 April 2011 16:06

*anniversary

ceddyz17 10

Wednesday 13 April 2011 18:55

in that case they both failed

Tuesdays76 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 16:08

Wow, You probably got him all psyched out thinking it's today and he totally forgot. That's just mean.

greatdane2119 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 16:13

my ex and i

pandaboo 3

Wednesday 13 April 2011 16:54

my ex's and my

XxzombiegirlxX 3

Wednesday 13 April 2011 17:05

that's a fail. -_-

Boomer21 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 17:12

I kind of think there should be a button saying F his life

CMorenita27 6

Wednesday 13 April 2011 17:13

You wrote him a letter???

CMorenita27 6

Wednesday 13 April 2011 17:14

my bad...i read wrong

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