By single - 15/12/2017 10:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML
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Akitakat 31

Be thankful you now know that your ex is basically a call girl. There is no trusting her.

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pjsr 32

Ewwww! How repulsive is this guy that even as the richest guy in school, he still has to pay someone to go out with him?

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Akitakat 31

Be thankful you now know that your ex is basically a call girl. There is no trusting her.

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mt21mt 15

And I bet she will expect you to be happy when she buys you a little gift with part of the money.

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Adam Dessouki 13

Over my many years of life experiences, I’ve learnt one lesson and I live by it. “Love is trash, bitches need cash” Now I’m never sad, and always got a $100 in dollar bills.

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feckarsedrink 9

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jkjorn 16

Let me guess, the formal was at the Snowboard Academy?

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ohsnapword 21

Did they do this on The Simpsons?

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pjsr 32

Ewwww! How repulsive is this guy that even as the richest guy in school, he still has to pay someone to go out with him?

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bartsj1988 7

Perhaps, its only OP's girlfriend that he wants to go to the dance with. He has to pay only because she isn't available.

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esca6angel 16

Just to show that money can't buy a decent personality.

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Captain_M 8

Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas..... Well, at least now you know.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Every girl has a price. Every girl.

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Allie614032 34

I was offered a million dollars to go on ten "dates" with some old guy. I said no. Not every girl has a price.

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onceuponatime456 16

No you weren't!

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ohsnapword 21

Wow, I'd pay a million for you to stay away from me.

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Allie614032 34

@onceuponatime456 - Yeah. I was. He contacted me over Facebook. I ended up blocking him because he wouldn't stop messaging me, trying to convince me to say yes. @ohsnapword - I'll take you up on that offer. Feel free to DM me your bank info.

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bartsj1988 7

I highly doubt that he had a million dollars to offer

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PhantomCrevan 8

You do realize that if every woman has a price, so does every man? You literally could have just said "everyone has a price" and your comment would have had the same meaning *without* the casual sexism. Also, no, not everyone has a price, because there will always be someone that will choose their principles over the money, even if it's just to be contrary.

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RichardPencil 30

Indecent Proposal. Be suspicious if she seems to have a lot more money than the agreed-upon payment.

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