Hospital and Work: Hard pass

Hard pass

By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 02:24 - United States

Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 19:41 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the hospital. This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see what she wanted. When I asked her what she needed, she mumbled something. As I leaned in closer to hear what she was saying, she threw up all over my face. Apparently, she was nauseous. FML

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By Will - 21/02/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was dealing with a psychiatric patient with a colonostomy bag. She got agitated and ripped the bag from her abdomen and threw it at my face. I got a bag filled with poop thrown at my face. FML

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By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By FML - 12/11/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I held a container while a patient tried to throw up in it. She missed. FML

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By SickBoi - 30/03/2021 14:01 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML

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DarkMirror 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:08

o.O I think the only thing you can say in that situation is "Oh shit!"

yer_maw 1

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:03

SCORE!!!! ahaha kiddin on, that's disgusting

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jack01 0

Monday 15 June 2009 19:54

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........... fyl, but **** her life alot more since she had it in her mouth....

B0RED_AT_W0RK 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 18:13

LEAST SHE GOT IT OUT

cmac86 23

Friday 19 June 2009 9:40

that's absolutley disgusting. I don't usually throw up with that type of stuff, but if I saw that I would probably barf and pass out. and I've worked at a hospital before. I didnt even know that was possible.

kpearsall 0

Friday 3 July 2009 6:37

FYL. :-( But yes at least she got some out. My mother had a similar blockage and lost 9" of her colon because of it. Not pooping is serious business.

TheFrthAngel 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 22:36

Though it may seem like feces. It couldn't have actually been feces. Your partially digested food doesn't become feces 'til it has already reached the bowels. So if it never reached the bowels, it never became feces.

Sketch_y 0

Monday 6 July 2009 3:57

I'm surprised out of almost 300 responses, no one thought of saying GOATSE!

thnksfrthemmrs 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 1:56

for anyone who is saying that it's not an FML because of the OP's job, do you realize doctors and nurses don't get shit on everyday? and if someone shit and vomit on your face you'd be a little upset too ..

zoeeatsbabies 0

Monday 3 August 2009 10:29

mmmm... you might wanna have shower! but good on you!

lovesanaix413 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:51

LMAO#38. xD oh god. thats sick. and to those of you thatsay that cant happen, it can. more often with older patients. my mom is a nurse and comes home with stories like this and crap all over her scrubs. D: