Hard task

By grossedout - 08/09/2011 06:34 - Reserved

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Today, at work, I met a new client for the first time. Apparently he thought it would be a good idea to get drunk beforehand and spend the whole appointment telling me about his 9-inch "drill bit." I have to try and find this guy a job. FML
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Jimster1712 0

Hmm, 9 inch drill bits, that must be hard to find in your local hardware store, interesting conversation you had there.

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sakforduc 0

Why's everyone saying that it's impossible to have a 9 incher. I know for a fact it is. I just don't got around advertising it. This being an exception of course. Anyway he's an idiot for even bringing it up. I always say that I'm smaller then I actually am. Makes for a good surprise :)

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

I got three inches at 90 miles an hour. Bitches love it.

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mynewaccount 8

What a character.

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Kollito_fml 8

and boom goes the dynamite

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TalkinSmack 6

Is the hardware store hiring? Lmfao

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perdix 29

He ought to be out there makin' hole. As Sarah Palin says, "Drill, baby, drill." She probably talking about ANWR, but I like to think it's a come-on. She's a GILF!

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man_in_black08 28

Hmm u need can give him a ********.. :p

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athos1237 4

Actually you don't. Put his ass at the bottom of the applicants pile and forget about him. If he can't show up sober or discussing appropriate business topics then "no job for him"

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