Hard task

By grossedout - 08/09/2011 06:34 - Reserved

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Today, at work, I met a new client for the first time. Apparently he thought it would be a good idea to get drunk beforehand and spend the whole appointment telling me about his 9-inch "drill bit." I have to try and find this guy a job. FML
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Jimster1712 0

Hmm, 9 inch drill bits, that must be hard to find in your local hardware store, interesting conversation you had there.

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YdoIhaveAchode 4

You shoulda let him drill you

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

Hes lying he dont have a 9 inch

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fatraptorjesus13 9

just cause your boyfriend has a 3 inch one doesn't mean no bigger ones exist

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

Thats kind of impossible...

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tylersign 11

Uh, no. Neither of those are impossible. Thanks for playing.

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ShyAnn29 14

Hey my first was 9 inches, so yes they do exist!

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EnEl_Infierno 15

Haha, n not so Shy their are we Ann. :P

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Jaxx66 21

Lol it's not impossible. I knew a guy who had one. He tried doing something with me is why I know. The size scared me o.o so I turned him down xD.

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

46- i mean 3 inchers unless theyre on a kid

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HomeAl0ne 20

I guess I could make mine be 9" if I tried real hard, but I'm not folding it in half for anybody.

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

84- duh what else would you think?

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Omgpwned1234 0

FML, where ****** can brag about their bf's penis sizes but not have any grammar/spelling skills.

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Omgpwned1234 0

FML, where ****** can brag about their bf's penis sizes but not have any grammar/spelling skills.

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Nikki_ASW 0

83 You're fourteen, stop trying to be so cool over the internet. You're just embarrassing yourself.

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

Im not trying to be cool?? Dont flatter yourself

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Nikki_ASW 0

Clearly you are, so please just stop.

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mominzed 19

Why don't you employ him at your home as a home-help. He seems to be a handyman. And of course, he'll bring his own tools.

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ThatOneCanadian 0

hardware store! i never find those 9 inch drill bits when i need them

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RebekahBrooke 9

I really hope you can get outta that one... :/

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rein 8

with such qualifications, I predict it would take a long while to find a job for him. you have a hard task at hand op. good luck!

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rattusrattus 18

Carpentry. They will be pleased that he can provide his own drillbit.

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