Work, Client relations, Drunk, Weird and Intimacy: Hard task

Hard task

By grossedout - 08/09/2011 06:34 - Reserved

Today, at work, I met a new client for the first time. Apparently he thought it would be a good idea to get drunk beforehand and spend the whole appointment telling me about his 9-inch "drill bit." I have to try and find this guy a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 15:25 - United States

Today, I had a job interview with a man that I got drunk with at a bar on Saturday night. He spent an hour telling me things I did that I don't even remember. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 15:14

Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML

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By Christinemh329 - 17/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML

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By hardwarekit - 31/10/2014 14:27 - United States - Fairport

Today, a customer bought several drill bits. When I asked him, "Do you want a bag for your bits?" he just stared at me uncomfortably, apparently thinking I was trying to come onto him. FML

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Suck up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 06:58 - United States - Cadillac

Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML

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Everyday sexism

By nerdywaitress - 18/10/2013 05:14 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I started training as a bartender. My very first client told me how his wife is sleeping with her sister's husband. He then told me that all the women he knows only want sex, and asked me why "we" were like that. He could be my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 00:34 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, I started my job as a driving instructor. My first client showed up piss drunk. FML

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By Al Staten - 06/12/2016 22:03

Today, my new boss asked me to handle a very difficult client, warning me that, "He's kind of a dick." My accidental response? "That's fine, I'm great at handling dicks." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 10:17 - United States

Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML

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Jimster1712 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 12:03

Hmm, 9 inch drill bits, that must be hard to find in your local hardware store, interesting conversation you had there.

Blueglasscup 18

Thursday 8 September 2011 12:04

Male prostitute?

Comments

leadman1989 15

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:14

Nine inch drill bit? Makes sense because he's a tool!

teh_uber_muffin 3

Friday 9 September 2011 3:42

Win.

leadman1989 15

Friday 9 September 2011 5:41

I was shocked, shocked I tells ya, when I saw nobody said this. I guess I'm just "delightfully tacky, yet unrefined". :)

Avanel 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:20

Is his name Taylor?

pixelebrate 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:22

Wow interesting convo OP. Did you tell him his new job is a stripper?

VickLynx 6

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:29

Isn't there a job as a ''drill bit''?

Enslaved 36

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:31

I wanna **** you like an animal I wanna feel you from the inside I wanna **** you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to God! Am I the only one singing "Nine Inch Nails-Closer" after reading this FML?

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Thursday 8 September 2011 15:53

Yes. Yes you are.

mattsan1992 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 15:54

Yes you are

mattsan1992 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 15:56

God dammit number 50

leadman1989 15

Thursday 8 September 2011 20:34

Not anymore, lol, but for some strange reason I'm sining sober. XP Either way this guy was a huge dick for doing what he did.

GardeningHoes 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 21:31

This post made me think I was going to be sexually assaulted

HappyPickles 11

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:48

Well, getting drunk for an interview and talking about drill bits the whole time makes him sound like a tool - so you could try getting him a job as a builder. But personally, I would send him along to try out as a male stripper - if he really has a 9 inch dong, he should do fine - but if he was ... "stretching the truth" ... as so many braggart guys do, then I'm sure the interviewers will take him down a couple of notches.