Haunting

By right - 02/08/2013 14:08 - United Kingdom - Weymouth

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Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in The Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML
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WorryNot 19

Like its something you can control

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meggieeee92 15

Nobody has cute ****** faces. Tell him to look in the mirror next time he comes.

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chosha_fml 26

Hey at least you didn't nick his penis with your nails.

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Da_Bozz 13

That calls for the very special swimming pool ...

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kalbrek009 20

Awesome! Maybe he shouldn't be looking directly @ your face when you "O"...rest assured, HIS won't look any better when he does...matter of fact...probably waaaaayyy worse, so don't feel bad that he's to shallow to get over it.

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Omniprism 14

Just go oooo and you should be fine. Oh and close your eyes.

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Uramonkey 11

Don't forget about stabbing your leg with a knife and screaming **** ME to encourage him!

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albertoac87 2

get someone thats turned on by that. Do some Constantine roleplay!

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tlvv 12

If she doesn't look like she's mid-exorcism then you're not doing it right, he should be proud.

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