Haunting

By right - 02/08/2013 14:08 - United Kingdom - Weymouth

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Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in The Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML
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WorryNot 19

Like its something you can control

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meggieeee92 15

Nobody has cute ****** faces. Tell him to look in the mirror next time he comes.

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jamnglamgirlie 17

He should be happy he drove you so wild.

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TheModernPatriot 14

Well, at least he talked to you about it rather than just breaking up with you, shows a lot of maturity.

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thatpurpleone 12

Put a mirror on your face next time, he'll probably see something worse and then have fun watching him come to terms with it.

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Narcoterrorist 6

I'm still looking for a girl that projectile vomits green ectoplasm in the bedroom.

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Ari1337 15

well you found her.

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Hound328 9

Or you could have told him you faked the ******

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stclair01 12

Tell him his O face reminds you of shrek

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rogerover 19

Tell him to close his eyes if he doesn't like it. Or... A different position?

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KickItHigh 32

These FMLs make my day. I guess you can't help it, OP.

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tombobgeorges 3

mmm a paper bag on the head and if he's that narrow minded, use the condom box :).. sorry #4 I only read your comment now..

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tombobgeorges 3

and I don't know how to delete..

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