Have a baby they said, it'll be fun they said

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, my six-month-old daughter decided to explore my nose, and before I could stop her she shoved her thumb deep in there. She thought it was hilarious when blood started gushing down my shirt. My nose is agony to touch and I still had to clean her up first. FML
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clownman 0

shouldve played dead and waited for daddy to get home. you dead and your daughter has blood on her hands - that would freak the crap out of him!

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aback 4

Better work on your reaction time. Next, she's going for an eye. "Aw-w...she's got her mommy's eyes. No, really!"

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skitzz 0

if your going to complain about having a kid then don't have kids. CONDOMS, ever hear of them? no one wants to hear you bitch about something that's basically your own fault.

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redhedsaysrawr 18

you obviously dont have kids. or siblings. or parents. so **** off.

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Hunts160 5

punch that bastard in the nose making it bleed and say im srry how does it feel?

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citrusglass 22

A six-month-old? What the hell is wrong with you, not only did OP's daughter not understand what she did, but she's very delicate. You should be ashamed of yourself for even suggesting that.

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jhashj 0

My daughter did the same to me! Glad I'm not the only one

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