Cops and Transportation: Hawkeye - FML

Hawkeye

By hatesurf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Peru

Today, I was surfing. I saw a cop writing a ticket for my car, I swam as fast as I could to stop him, I got caught in a wave, and smashed onto the rocks. I ended up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back, a broken surfboard, and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML

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imkendra 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:18

You poor bastard.

Lou_Briccant 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 7:28

Who writes a note saying you have a flat tire? Wouldn't it be kinda obvious when you get to your car? It's like putting a note on a car saying "YOUR CAR IS BLUE. I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THIS." I mean I get the friendly gesture and what not, but still. It seems like a visit from Captain Obvious.

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emer_helena 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 9:42

Eighty-Third!!

Nightfallz 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 9:46

don't rush and things like that won't happen

shutupfool 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:18

Well, that was nice of the cop, to let you know that before you tried driving on that flat tire and doing some real damage to your car.

BriaaaNicole 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:38

Who the heck spends $1,200 on a skateboard ?! FYL.

Armin_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:53

surfboard* A dedicated surfer I guess? Or just a rich snob? :)

GeeGeebaby 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 15:53

OUCH

iBreezy92192 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 15:59

Okay.. Going to the cop and explaining the deal, so you don't get a ticket sometimes works! & it really sucks that you went thru all that for nothing. Sorry bout your surf board. FYL

Roddsy 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 18:42

loll ow ;/ and nice cop ^-^

wikifoo 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 20:27

gnarly cowabunga dude

hockeyfan_30 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:58

lol wow that really sucks i guess the policeman was just trying to be nice!

ncochrum 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:12

The FML is that he spent over $1000 on a surfboard

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