Hawkeye

By hatesurf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Peru

Today, I was surfing. I saw a cop writing a ticket for my car, I swam as fast as I could to stop him, I got caught in a wave, and smashed onto the rocks. I ended up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back, a broken surfboard, and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML
I agree, your life sucks 61 079
You deserved it 10 172
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Lou_Briccant 0

Who writes a note saying you have a flat tire? Wouldn't it be kinda obvious when you get to your car? It's like putting a note on a car saying "YOUR CAR IS BLUE. I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THIS." I mean I get the friendly gesture and what not, but still. It seems like a visit from Captain Obvious.

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UFCFIGHTER 0

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sw95volleyball 0

note to self: never stop a police officer from telling me something i probobally already knew

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Adriennerox211 0

O.o $1,200 surfboard?

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ThatManWhoreDude 0

Ignoring that idiots who said some crap about karma and practically preached to us..... your not very bright. you would have gotten a ticket whether you made it to the popo or not. your just lucky it was'nt a ticket XD :P

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rakhil11 7

XD @ #79, I totally agree. Wouldn't the OP have figured that out on his own perfectly well?

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carkel 0

well, it's not like you just showing up would have made him stop writing the ticket..

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wickedgame20 0

thats ao crazy

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