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By hatesurf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Peru

Today, I was surfing. I saw a cop writing a ticket for my car, I swam as fast as I could to stop him, I got caught in a wave, and smashed onto the rocks. I ended up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back, a broken surfboard, and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML
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Lou_Briccant 0

Who writes a note saying you have a flat tire? Wouldn't it be kinda obvious when you get to your car? It's like putting a note on a car saying "YOUR CAR IS BLUE. I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THIS." I mean I get the friendly gesture and what not, but still. It seems like a visit from Captain Obvious.

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MeganH0LLYW00D 0

You can't stop the ******* police. Smart one...

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hbgoddard 0

YDI for actually trying to stop the cop from writing you a ticket... Dumbass.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

He is in Peru, please look at the country before making an ass out of yourself.

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unluckydavid 0

What was your plan, swim over and tell him it's not fair? Seriously, you think you could have stopped a police officer giving you a ticket?

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unluckydavid 0

Oh sorry, didn't realize in Peru you can stop a ticket, sorry my bad

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pewpew_fml 0

Peru no tiene mar, mentiroso de mierda.

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_Athena_ 10

WTF do you mean Peru doesn't have a sea? Last time I checked, the Pacific Ocean bordered Peru. The OP is not a liar (In that respect at least, no way of knowing if the FML itself is true or not...)

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lakeylove 0

I guess you won't be surfin  for a while. well u can surf the Internethang loose man! 

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Bored_2_Death 0

You know to some of you who are saying "you can't get a cop to stop writing a ticket" reading the comments that came before yours can help sometime. The OP is in peru and it has been pointed out a couple times in the earlier comments that if you are in peru you can get the cops to stop writing a ticket for a reasonable price. To the OP that sucks

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jSOPURE 3

This is the funniest thing I heard today. Thank you. Sorry though. :)

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