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By lalala2494 - 27/05/2019 22:05

Today, I said, "Bless you" when someone sneezed on television. That's how lonely I am. FML
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By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
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Charlie Given 26

Ya it sucks try to find a hobby others are into then find a local group to share the hobby with .

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RichardPencil 30

If you told us they said, “Thank you,” you’d be lonely AND crazy.

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Charlie Given 26

Ya it sucks try to find a hobby others are into then find a local group to share the hobby with .

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RichardPencil 30

If you told us they said, “Thank you,” you’d be lonely AND crazy.

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gar2014 23

like drinking , then join AA ? lol thats what i do 😒

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