Love, Sex and Frustration: Healthy relationship goals

Healthy relationship goals

By Anonymous - 29/09/2023 04:00

Today, as usual, my wife only wants to have sex to reproduce. As soon as she falls pregnant, the shop is closed. She doesn't care about my sexual needs, saying if I was really that horny, I should go sleep with some else. I'm not that guy and if I do get the guts to do so, I‘m afraid she will hold it against me, and take the kids and our savings. FML

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Baby fever

By Anonymous - 12/06/2023 18:00

Today, my wife wanted sex, but dropped the bomb that she wants another baby, because our other kids are grown up now. This ruined the sexy vibe we had going and now she’s mad at me for not wanting sex, and for not wanting another baby when we barely survived parenting the other three. FML

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Frustration

By Anonymous - 11/05/2020 08:00

Today, my wife is still refusing all forms of sex, because she thinks if she gets pregnant during lockdown, she’ll be the butt of all her friends' jokes about what people get up to to relieve the lockdown boredom. I know what I’d like to be getting up to right now to relieve my boredom. FML

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How could you?

By Anon - 25/07/2022 06:00

Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML

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Stuck on amber

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 07:58 - United States - Greensburg

Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML

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Dodgy

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 12:00

Today, after 6 years not wanting kids, my wife suddenly wants them with a desperation I’ve only seen in the drug addicts I work with wanting their fix. I still don’t want children, so now we just don’t have sex because I can’t trust her to take her contraceptives, or somehow tamper with my condoms. FML

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You deserved it 259

By sigh - 07/11/2015 05:39 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML

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By Username - 18/03/2010 08:21 - France

Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

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Sounds reasonable

By Anonymous - 08/08/2020 23:01

Today, my husband refuses to have sex with me, ever since I told him I wanted to try for a baby. When I asked him why, he said it was because he likes lack of responsibility and money in the bank more than the thought of a screaming baby, no sleep and strong suicidal urges. FML

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Permission granted and rejected

By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 04:00

Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML

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There must be other reasons

By Anonymous - 12/05/2022 00:01

Today, my wife is leaving me because I don’t satisfy her sexually. Chance would be a fine thing, every time I get romantic, all I get is, "I have a headache", "I think my period's coming", “Is sex all you think about?”, “What if the neighbours hear us?”, and my all time favourite, “Ew, not a chance.” FML

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Justkidding100 41

Friday 29 September 2023 4:01

then get out before she gets pregnant if it matters to you that much

ladylex 5

Friday 29 September 2023 5:10

Don’t get her pregnant! You can refuse sex, too. And you can just turn the tables and say you only want to have sex for pleasure.

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Justkidding100 41

Friday 29 September 2023 4:01

then get out before she gets pregnant if it matters to you that much

ladylex 5

Friday 29 September 2023 5:10

Don’t get her pregnant! You can refuse sex, too. And you can just turn the tables and say you only want to have sex for pleasure.

Anderling 32

Friday 29 September 2023 8:47

Sexual compatibility is an important part of relationships. If you're not getting that out of this relationship, then at least consider seeking counselling (if you want to try to get to the bottom of this and make it work) or just divorcing and becoming good coparents (note here: "stay together for the kids" just teaches the kids that misery is acceptable in their relationship).

RichardPencil 30

Friday 29 September 2023 14:13

Get her "hall pass" in writing.

L0life29 6

Friday 29 September 2023 18:17

give her a Pearl necklace instead

HouseOfM 8

Friday 29 September 2023 19:19

How was this not discussed before marriage? Even if it wasn't the signs were there

Chazzster 28

Friday 29 September 2023 19:57

(1) Never get married before at least discussing important issues like sex, children, and how money is to be handled. And personally, I think only a fool would commit to buy a car without driving it (no sex, no marriage)… (2) Get out of the marriage now before you have more children to support - Children will cost you a lot emotionally and financially. I don’t often advocate such an extreme approach, but this is a deal breaker and if you think it bad now - It only gets worse with time.