Love, Kids, Sex and Awkward: Baby fever

Baby fever

By Anonymous - 12/06/2023 18:00

Today, my wife wanted sex, but dropped the bomb that she wants another baby, because our other kids are grown up now. This ruined the sexy vibe we had going and now she’s mad at me for not wanting sex, and for not wanting another baby when we barely survived parenting the other three. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2023 04:00

Today, as usual, my wife only wants to have sex to reproduce. As soon as she falls pregnant, the shop is closed. She doesn't care about my sexual needs, saying if I was really that horny, I should go sleep with some else. I'm not that guy and if I do get the guts to do so, I‘m afraid she will hold it against me, and take the kids and our savings. FML

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Dodgy

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 12:00

Today, after 6 years not wanting kids, my wife suddenly wants them with a desperation I’ve only seen in the drug addicts I work with wanting their fix. I still don’t want children, so now we just don’t have sex because I can’t trust her to take her contraceptives, or somehow tamper with my condoms. FML

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Baby baby

By Anonymous - 12/12/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and I have been in the same massive argument for two weeks. We agreed when we were dating that we couldn’t think of anything worse than having kids, we married on the basis we would never want kids. Now, a year later, she wants a baby. FML

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Stuck on amber

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 07:58 - United States - Greensburg

Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML

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Permission granted and rejected

By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 04:00

Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML

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How could you?

By Anon - 25/07/2022 06:00

Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 03:00

Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML

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Protips from Dad

By Anonymous - 08/01/2023 15:00

Today, my son asked his mom about sex, so she talked about love, marriage, God, affection and all that bollocks, missing the point that he wanted to know about having good sex since he has a girlfriend now, so I explained all the wet, squishy practical bits of sex. Now my wife is mad at me. FML

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Tricky situation

By fml9124 - 08/10/2020 10:01 - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife gave me the green light to have sex with other women. She beat the cancer, but sex for her is now painful and she wasn't really interested in sex the last 10 years anyway. So why does my life suck? Because I don't want sex with anyone else. Now she's mad at me for making her feel guilty. FML

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Just can't get enough

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 06:00

Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML

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Dumbum123 19

Monday 12 June 2023 18:57

Bare in mind, that I've only heard this from other dudes but apparently some women get nostalgia-goggles when contemplating having another kid. It may help to remind her, GENTLY, mind you, of what it was really like. She may come to realize she no longer wants another child. Of course, if I'm wrong, inform me so and I will apologise. But I'll leave the comment up for future idiots to see where I went wrong, maybe.

Chazzster 28

Tuesday 13 June 2023 0:46

One word - “Vasectomy”.

Comments

Dumbum123 19

Monday 12 June 2023 18:57

SimplyKate909 3

Tuesday 13 June 2023 3:24

This is so true. Sad to see them grow up. And as a mom I can say you definitely forget the shitty parts. 😅

Vesi 29

Monday 12 June 2023 19:39

For real, look up "reborn" babies. They are extremely lifelike baby dolls that are perfect for situations like this.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 12 June 2023 21:27

Time to bring your pull-out game out of mothballs. If you had mothballs, would you and your wife conceive a Mothman?

EricForman 8

Monday 12 June 2023 21:29

Bring up grandkids to look forward to.

Chazzster 28

Tuesday 13 June 2023 0:46

One word - “Vasectomy”.

SimplyKate909 3

Tuesday 13 June 2023 3:29

Definitely remind her of what it’s like to parent the tiny ones. Newborns are adorable but they grow into tiny terrors. I think most women (myself included) forget the struggle and just miss the cute and sweet parts of having babies/small children. Also remind her pregnancy sucks!