Heartless swine

By Anonymous - 15/09/2015 05:56 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 022
You deserved it 4 391

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Aspen_Grace33 27

Guess he was just that good in bed!!! On a more serious note, I'm hoping you're doing well.

he was probably just proud of himself that he could do that? I guess I'm trying to see the positive side of this

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concon4815 10

Whatever that guy is eating, I want some.

ShadowLor 19

#32, spoiler alert: it was the OP

ShadowLor 19

#75, if by "no chill" you mean "a sense of humour" then you are correct!

writergirl1029 17

If you were knocked unconscious from hitting your head, you need to go to the hospital to make sure everything is ok.

doubt he was that good, for you to be weak lol

It's funny how we teach little kids it's rude to laugh at people, but it suddenly doesn't matter as adults. Why even bother teaching politeness then?

Harder...HARDER.. Hell I'll do it myself.

At least he didn't say "oops, wrong hole".

She left out the fact that this is why she was unable to walk...

To answer all your questions, when I woke, he told me that he laughed. Then made sure I was okay. We laughed about it afterwards. I am okay. No concussion. Just a small bump.

foxmatrix15 8

I could **** you right, yeah All night, yeah Wanna bring it to my house, yeah On the couch, yeah Knock the **** out, yeah Get them out, yeah I wanna see these hoes, yeah Bend it low, yeah (yes Juvenile lyrics)