Miscellaneous: Heartwarming

Heartwarming

By mahlee - 06/10/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, my college roomate and I received our first pieces of mail. We were very excited because our mailbox wasn't empty anymore. She got a package of home baked cookies in the mail from her family. I got a letter from a stranger in prison. FML

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By K Holed - 29/01/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 891

You deserved it 2 925

Alexa, play "Both Sides Now" by Joni Mitchell

By Anonymous - 12/08/2023 22:00

Today, one of my best friends and I both got mail. She got her wedding invites to send out; I got my divorce papers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 688

You deserved it 132

By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 203

You deserved it 2 492

Thanks, I hate it

By ZeldaovaPeach - 05/07/2016 12:44 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 236

You deserved it 1 207

By RektForLyfe - 25/07/2016 03:32 - United States - Wickliffe

Today, I was accepted to the college of my dreams. Then I checked the address. Turns out, the letter was meant for my neighbor. I was actually denied. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 588

You deserved it 1 256

By Stalked - 29/04/2016 08:49 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 103

You deserved it 1 580

By FMAhole - 12/02/2019 12:18 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while at the office, a surprise Valentine's gift arrived for me, the first I've ever received. It was a box of heart-shaped cookies. From my mother. I'm 39. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 737

You deserved it 4 140

By chrono19 - 04/05/2014 10:11 - United States - Bremerton

Today, I got a birthday package from my parents. It was all the stuff I'd forgotten there when visiting a month ago, along with some other things I'd left behind when I moved out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 479

You deserved it 5 697

By LonelySanta - 24/12/2009 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went home, where I live alone, from my dorm room at my university. The only Christmas cards I had received were addressed to the person that lived there before me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 655

You deserved it 2 446

Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 18:00

Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 458

You deserved it 166

elliebutton 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 12:14

Oh well, at least you got mail.

tanman0401 4

Tuesday 6 October 2009 12:20

Well what did he say?

Comments

moonsolomon 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 12:52

This post reminds me of Captain Widdershins...

cabernet 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 13:09

OMG! Like no way! Seriously?! Holy shit that is so ******* crazy!!! /YDI for being annoying. Learn when to aptly use the exclamation mark.

plexico 3

Tuesday 6 October 2009 13:13

Were you expecting home-baked cookies from prison? Be glad he didn't send you a package of his tossed salad.

saimaali 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 13:38

Unknown letters from unknown strangers are the BEST.

Lehk 9

Tuesday 6 October 2009 14:00

was it addressed to your dorm number or you in person? if it was to you in person complain to the prison warden that this guy is creeping you out.

eleni_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 14:53

I prefer yours, it's much more exciting :)

fckaduck 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 15:04

Hey! Calm the **** down! Thanks!

TallYetti 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 15:18

Your roommate got cookies = You got cookies....and a letter...you win

LaurenKate 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 15:20

Was it a sexy letter?

romaunts 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 15:29

Ohh, I do hope it was a sexy letter! Those are so exciting. Maybe it's from a rapist, too! That would be /thrilling/. I wish a rapist in jail would write me sexy letters.