Embarrassing and Love: Hedgehog

Hedgehog

By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML

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You deserved it 27 533

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 109

You deserved it 6 061

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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You deserved it 6 405

By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 447

You deserved it 9 677

By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 895

You deserved it 6 120

By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 510

You deserved it 10 183

By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 761

You deserved it 8 989

By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 883

You deserved it 3 896

By C. Kronick - 11/02/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 925

You deserved it 5 463

By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 241

You deserved it 10 842

By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 462

You deserved it 3 712

LLsuperfly 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:06

haha why on earth would you tell him that?

Ebonyloan 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:08

LOL I agree with #1, why would you share those kind of things? And btw, don't shave your upper lip. It comes out darker and thicker so waxing or threading is the way to go! :D

Comments

hootersgirl09 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:28

haha thats mean. but not an fml wtf

hootersgirl09 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:28

haha thats mean. but not an fml wtf

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:31

#18 - Please look up the meaning of Anonymous. You're about as smart as the people who think Noname is one person.

kk_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:33

#18 is an idiot

free_Aus 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:34

Hey, at least you get to make out

ghadir 2

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:41

lol 18, wrong fml

thisismyname_fml 1

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:36

YDI. don't shave your face if you're a chick, that's only going to make it 249504 times worse. and yeah, secret sharing with someone who sees you in a romantic way should not include gross body secrets.

wallythedolly 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:48

wax

youre_fucked 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:39

i love how people try to be smart and criticize someone and then completely make a fool out of themselves. aka #18. i'm pretty sure i learned the definition of anonymous in 6th grade.