Embarrassing and Love: Hedgehog

Hedgehog

By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML

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You deserved it 27 533

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 447

You deserved it 9 677

By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 895

You deserved it 6 120

By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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You deserved it 10 183

By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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You deserved it 8 989

By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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You deserved it 3 896

By C. Kronick - 11/02/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 925

You deserved it 5 463

By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 241

You deserved it 10 842

By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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You deserved it 3 712

LLsuperfly 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:06

haha why on earth would you tell him that?

Ebonyloan 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:08

LOL I agree with #1, why would you share those kind of things? And btw, don't shave your upper lip. It comes out darker and thicker so waxing or threading is the way to go! :D

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cheerduce 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 4:46

This is the gayest f my life. Get over yourself.

kdbattista 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 4:48

"Please look up the meaning of Anonymous." I know what Anonymous is. I've visited 4chan and /b/ before. I'm just annoyed by it.

lnm701 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 4:49

Seriously...why would you tell him that? It's not necessary. At all.

lmfao69_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:06

this is ******* bull shit...this is fake, this person just wrote 2 other FML's 1 where "she" is a guy. So all of these she has written are completely made up

kk_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:15

wow #76, thats embarassing

trackrunner525 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:26

that's some deep shit you guys are sharing. i can see the depths of your relationship

free_Aus 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:28

Ha! Good point #78, not even skin deep.

Ptvlover 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:29

Okay. Im gonna take this slow. 18 and 76...anonymous and noname can be placed instead of an actual OP name such as the one you made. They're all different people. And to the OP I hope your not afraid of pain to wax.