Anxiety and Insects: Heeeeelp!

Heeeeelp!

By mel - 30/08/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I had a stressful day at work and decided to go in the jacuzzi. I hadn't used it for a year, so it was a little dirty. After I cleaned it, filled it up, and jumped in, I pressed the jets. Immediately, thousands of dead moths shot out at full speed towards me. FML

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By juliannamelissa - 06/09/2012 06:38 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML

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Chill

By FennFoxx - 21/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Cheraw

Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML

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Painful relief

By Anonymous - 11/04/2016 07:25 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I tried to relieve my back pain by lounging in a jacuzzi at my mother's house. All was going well until I accidentally knocked an opened container of bath salts into the tub, which got sucked into the jet system, shooting tiny, sharp, barely dissolved pieces of salt into my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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Relax, don't do it

By Anonymous - 21/08/2023 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML

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Sorry, dude

By Aussie mate - 24/09/2020 08:01 - Australia

Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML

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By anx133 - 16/01/2009 01:25 - China

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

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Relax

By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet

Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML

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Stressed out

By BK2017 - 29/01/2017 22:00 - United States - Orlando

Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML

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caitlin_lakers 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:13

that's more than "a little" dirty

TheMikeyK 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:16

LOL. right when you turned it on, i was gonna call something shooting at you. FYL, but YDI for not checking the jets.

Comments

lizzzie_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:27

Part of 'cleaning' it is to clean the jets, dumbass. YDI

screwtaylor 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:28

And, the OP loved every minute of it. I bet she wished those moths flew into her ****** instead though.

emshilie 0

Monday 31 August 2009 1:14

re: triumvirate LOL EPIC WIN

fxdxhk90 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:36

You're a little sick in the head, huh?

zeal 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:31

What's up with all the FMLs using the word "proceed"? Are they trying to sound cool or smart or something?

screwtaylor 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:37

What's wrong with it? It's a real ******* word, ya know.

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:39

it sounds better than "and then"

Bump_it 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:47

There are a lot of real words in the english language. That doesn't mean you should watermelon them in every sentence.

acd23 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 21:30

Now why'd you have to say watermelon, #40? You could've said "use" instead, it would've made the sentence much more simple. Especially since you're arguing on the side of telling others to only use the most basic words in their typing.

Bump_it 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:38

Why shouldn't I use watermelon? It's a real ******* word!

Lonely_Lez 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:45

Yes, watermelon is a real word. However, it is a noun, not a verb like you used it. Also, proceeded is perfectly acceptable in the way it was used. Just because you're bitter and can't appreciate persons with advanced vocabularies, doesn't mean they should cease to use them. Get over it.

sacredpoppy 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:22

*applauds #88* People who complain when other people are more intelligent than they are need to just STFU.

stixjd90 0

Monday 31 August 2009 3:47

agreed.

RockieGirl 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 22:34

screwtaylor pisses me off.

brill 3

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:32

sicckk. and well i know at least in my old jacuzzi, the jets weren't the easiest thing to clean. so i probably wouldn't have done it if i wanted to use it right away. i guess at least now you have an effective way to remember to clean them out next time (: