Mental health, First Dates, Psychology and Love: Hello goodbye - FML

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By mydatinglifesucks - 15/06/2014 06:31 - United States

Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2021 16:01

Today, my psychiatrist diagnosed me with a personality disorder. So now I have no friends, no job, no love, but I've got a personality disorder. FML

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By bystander - 07/02/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, we had our friends over for dinner, one of whom is a psychiatrist. After a few drinks, my drunk wife and the equally drunk psychiatrist began to analyze my various character flaws. FML

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By CrazyInLove - 10/03/2015 06:02 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I overcame my lack of social confidence and got a date for the first time in 10 or so years. After a while, my date admitted that she's a schizophrenic with dissociative identity disorder. I guess it's back to being single. FML

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By Bipolargal - 03/03/2023 22:00

Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML

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By a816090 - 15/05/2019 04:30

Today, I was diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder. I have no idea if when I feel an emotion if it's me or my disorder. I'm my brain's bitch. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 00:00 - United States

Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML

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First Dates

By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

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By CreepedOut - 29/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

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Been there, done that

By Anonymous - 05/08/2014 02:00 - United States - New Ulm

Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 15 June 2014 16:42

Free therapy sessions!

Fuaaad1994 31

Sunday 15 June 2014 16:43

At least he didn't charge you, who doesn't love free things?

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Siettadulce 21

Sunday 15 June 2014 16:44

That's not cool. If it didn't work out, he was obviously not meant for you. Good luck OP!

Respect101 17

Sunday 15 June 2014 17:55

She didn't say it didn't work out. All she said was he diagnosed her.

Siettadulce 21

Sunday 15 June 2014 21:50

Okay? I didn't say it didn't work out either. I just said IF it didn't work out that it was okay.

winchestinalock 21

Sunday 15 June 2014 16:45

yay free therapy! :P

slimkelsey 17

Sunday 15 June 2014 16:45

He's just saying that you're twice the fun rolled into one!

WeskersSexslave 15

Sunday 15 June 2014 22:27

No..

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 15 June 2014 16:46

Date, Interrupted.

equitationbound 22

Sunday 15 June 2014 20:16

I don't know why people are voting this down, I was waiting for that reference!

ktmla 14

Sunday 15 June 2014 16:46

Diagnosing your date sounds like the only personality disorder to me.

briang959 47

Sunday 15 June 2014 16:48

It's all a ploy to see you more often and charge you for the sessions.

ApologyKick 25

Sunday 15 June 2014 16:48

One would think as a psychiatrist he would know what is socially acceptable to say during a date. He may turn out to be really nice though, maybe he was just nervous.

rk0830 4

Sunday 15 June 2014 20:09

You would be surprised at how badly people who help people for a living are bad at dealing with people. Psychiatrists and psychologists are the worst usually, and they cant seem to help diagnosing people when they dont ask for it. People like that arent worth your time really, they only care about trying to prove how smart they are, or how smart they think they are.

wowthanksforthat 6

Sunday 15 June 2014 16:49

He actually may have done you a huge favour. I know it sucks how this date turned out, but BPD is very serious. Maybe book a time with another therapist and start to work it out, I am sure in the future you will thank him.

Soundslikeothers 15

Sunday 15 June 2014 16:51

It may have just been a Freudian Slip

thexguyxnextdoor 10

Sunday 15 June 2014 17:03

That's weird... I usually wait till the second date to diagnose people with disorders...

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