Mental health, First Dates, Psychology and Love: Hello goodbye

Hello goodbye

By mydatinglifesucks - 15/06/2014 06:31 - United States

Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2021 16:01

Today, my psychiatrist diagnosed me with a personality disorder. So now I have no friends, no job, no love, but I've got a personality disorder. FML

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By bystander - 07/02/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, we had our friends over for dinner, one of whom is a psychiatrist. After a few drinks, my drunk wife and the equally drunk psychiatrist began to analyze my various character flaws. FML

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By CrazyInLove - 10/03/2015 06:02 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I overcame my lack of social confidence and got a date for the first time in 10 or so years. After a while, my date admitted that she's a schizophrenic with dissociative identity disorder. I guess it's back to being single. FML

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By Bipolargal - 03/03/2023 22:00

Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML

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By a816090 - 15/05/2019 04:30

Today, I was diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder. I have no idea if when I feel an emotion if it's me or my disorder. I'm my brain's bitch. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 00:00 - United States

Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML

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First Dates

By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

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By CreepedOut - 29/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

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Been there, done that

By Anonymous - 05/08/2014 02:00 - United States - New Ulm

Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 15 June 2014 16:42

Free therapy sessions!

Fuaaad1994 31

Sunday 15 June 2014 16:43

At least he didn't charge you, who doesn't love free things?

Comments

DaJoGri 12

Sunday 15 June 2014 21:34

Hopefully he didn't order liver, with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Aspen_Grace33 27

Sunday 15 June 2014 21:35

Unfortunately this sounds just like my ex husband and after him, my ex boyfriend. Both were so gross about not brushing their teeth!

martin8337 35

Sunday 15 June 2014 21:36

#76 wrong FML.

underthesea12 24

Sunday 15 June 2014 22:13

now you can be on the road to recovery

WeskersSexslave 15

Sunday 15 June 2014 22:26

Lmao that's too bad. You must be heartless and careless of others' feelings.

KoolKatKailey 14

Sunday 15 June 2014 22:48

That must of been an intense evening..

kaduzy 12

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:14

If he paid for dinner too, that's a hell of a bargain.

Kittyphysics 21

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:43

I rock my bpd. Now that i know whats up, it doesnt mess with my head so much.

MSCCG 16

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:51

Psychiatrists are elitist jerks that somewhat ironically do not know anything about psychology.

JCal585 8

Monday 16 June 2014 0:19

If he were so perfect, what is he doing still single?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 16 June 2014 0:19

What does borderline personality disorder even mean? That so generic "Yes, my personality is borderline between 'Great' and 'Awesome' !!!"

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Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML

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Today, I woke up to an angry and threatening email from a porn company. Apparently, I took a sleeping pill last night and wrote a nasty email to the company about how they mistreat women. The best part is that I used a web contact form instead of an email, so I have absolutely no idea what I wrote. FML

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Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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Today, my husband thought it would be romantic to pick me up and fall on the bed with me while we were kissing. Our faces smashed together as we hit the bed, and my tongue is still bleeding on and off. FML

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Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

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Today, it took a whole year to convince my girlfriend to sleep in the same bed as me, because she was afraid she’d fart. Every time, I assured her she was just being paranoid. Turns out, she farts more than anyone I’ve ever slept with. Combined. FML

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