Help! I need somebody!

By crippled shopper - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Streamwood

Today, I went shopping first thing in the morning to avoid the crowd. Having recently had surgery on my knee, I used an electric scooter to shop. The scooter died in the middle of the store. No one was around to help me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 929
You deserved it 4 813

Top comments

Damn, where is that 'emergency boost' button when you need it?

Yeah....electronics tend to have this thing called a "Battery indicator", you should try checking it sometime, helps avoiding these situations.

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Day 37 in hollister: I think in running out of air in here. There has been no signs of anyone finding me.. Its so dark.

Well you can obviously walk if you walked from the parking lot into the mall. You'll just be in a little pain. Don't be so dramatic

I once was an early morning shopper...then i took an arrow in the knee

Megan98 18

That happened to my cousin, but a slightly overweight Walmart employee pushed him back...it was the funniest thing ever. Haha

Next time it happens, I got a way to kill time for you: Shut your eyes, and imagine you are the lead singer of an awesome band named "The Scooters, unplugged" ...

It's so horrible! And i feel bad for saying this, but kind of funny too. I hope it worked out!:)

It was a beautiful day, I got the good beets down with my grabber arm, then I was drivin The canned meats flew by, the deli lady was singin, a little Beyonce I was flyin Then it ran out of steam and no one would come to me lookin for a place to pee, goin right here on the seat runnin out of steam

Satoaoi 13

I'm sad for you. I would of helped u buddy: )

VScpu 3