Help! I need somebody!
By crippled shopper - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Streamwood
By crippled shopper - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Streamwood
Day 37 in hollister: I think in running out of air in here. There has been no signs of anyone finding me.. Its so dark.
Well you can obviously walk if you walked from the parking lot into the mall. You'll just be in a little pain. Don't be so dramatic
I once was an early morning shopper...then i took an arrow in the knee
crawl away to safety
Next time it happens, I got a way to kill time for you: Shut your eyes, and imagine you are the lead singer of an awesome band named "The Scooters, unplugged" ...
It's so horrible! And i feel bad for saying this, but kind of funny too. I hope it worked out!:)
It was a beautiful day, I got the good beets down with my grabber arm, then I was drivin The canned meats flew by, the deli lady was singin, a little Beyonce I was flyin Then it ran out of steam and no one would come to me lookin for a place to pee, goin right here on the seat runnin out of steam
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Damn, where is that 'emergency boost' button when you need it?
Yeah....electronics tend to have this thing called a "Battery indicator", you should try checking it sometime, helps avoiding these situations.