Help!

By spasticock - 19/08/2012 18:09 - Portugal - Barreiro

Today, I climbed the tree in my backyard so I could cut off some stray branches. I ended up getting stuck, and instead of immediately getting help, my wife started laughing and recording me. The video is now circulating on Facebook, and my new nickname is "Hawkeye." FML
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DocBastard 38

How does that old saying go? Oh yeah - Learn to laugh at yourself, because everyone else is laughing at you already, jackass. I may be paraphrasing.

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Arod62694_fml_fml 1

I don't see how that is a bad thing. You got an awesome nickname out of that. What more could you wan?

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superfire 3

You got to admit its a cool nickname

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mccutie936 6

Your name isn't Hawkeye unless you are Jeremy Renner.

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kikimonole 13

Hey! Lieutenant (from the popular anime Fullmetal Alchemist) is the best person ever!

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TheAlchemist22 9

Finally! Somebody noticed from Fullmetal Alchemist! :3

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LuckyLynx7732 5

This situation can be salvaged and made to work to your advantage. All you need is an awesome cover story to go along with the badass nickname.

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smooman 1

You have to admit that's pretty funny.

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shakespearelove 6

Hawkeye is awesome though! That nickname should not be part of this FML. The rest, on the other hand... Sorry OP. that sucks. xd But the really cool nickname sort of brings an upside to it. xd

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zipitgood 0

Get a sense of humor, I like your wife, you're a whiny bitch.

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