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By stinkyhair - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 02:02

Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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Don't let the bedbugs bite!

By sleepingonthetoilet - 28/03/2018 08:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML

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Cyacide 4

Monday 19 December 2011 22:34

At least they didn't push it over too.

rawrmeansiloveu 7

Monday 19 December 2011 22:33

Well that stinks hahaha :P

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Felipeg33 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:03

Maybe the toilet could have led to an escape route. Sounds gross, but it could have worked.

brick_man33 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:08

I am that asshole,who pad-locked you in the porta-shitter OP.

Timmeeh 17

Tuesday 20 December 2011 9:14

At least they didn't push it over too...

Timmeeh 17

Tuesday 20 December 2011 9:16

We'll get you a book, it'll explain everything.

jhill2321 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 9:41

lol

pdp_fml 21

Tuesday 20 December 2011 10:06

I just want to know who let you out?

kurofuchs 5

Tuesday 20 December 2011 13:47

I'm thinking that there was a sale on padlocks, seeing as the "hipster" with gauges met up with a person bearing padlocks and is also unhappy about it. Padlock assholes unite! Not really though. I'm against general padlock assholery.

duhWINNING2_fml 9

Tuesday 20 December 2011 15:19

And then when you got out he padlocked your gauges.

haveachat 1

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:04

YDI because now it will happen more often because you fed the morons, who use FML, ideas.

twister8008 2

Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:06

Wow...I will think about this next time I am in a porta-jon

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