Love, Friends and Break-ups: Here for you

Here for you

By indefiniteforest - 10/09/2016 04:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML

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You deserved it 1 142

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By K123 - 06/06/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 012

You deserved it 5 435

Sucks to suck

By youfuckingdumbassmum - 27/12/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was texting my mother after my boyfriend broke off our relationship. She offered incredibly supportive replies such as "No, really?" and "Aww, that sucks." before apparently getting bored and claiming she had to go because her "text reception" was breaking up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 713

You deserved it 4 892

By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 449

You deserved it 2 779

By really? - 28/05/2013 08:09 - United States - Highland

Today, I was stuck home with a cold when my boyfriend's best friend sent me a text saying, "You doing alright?" I replied, thinking he was talking about my health. He replied, "I'm surprised you're taking the breakup so well." What breakup? Mine. He was ten minutes too soon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 784

You deserved it 3 457

By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

I agree, your life sucks 662 604

You deserved it 72 146

By single now - 26/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 417

You deserved it 4 326

With friends like these…

By dreadedmafia86 - 12/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 086

You deserved it 2 489

By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 985

You deserved it 3 889

Sobering.

By Bambusmaster - 13/09/2018 18:50

Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of 1 year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 858

You deserved it 233

By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 588

You deserved it 3 860

rodrigun449 16

Sunday 25 September 2016 5:41

"Are you high?" "Well I ain't ******* low"

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 September 2016 5:01

That "not deserve you" gambit is a dead giveaway of stonedness.

Comments

forsook 12

Sunday 25 September 2016 9:09

I mean, yes, but that's beside the point.

xx000o 27

Sunday 25 September 2016 12:35

Well if you were at least it's legal.

KingOfPandas 13

Sunday 25 September 2016 16:37

Well OP did say that her friend was the one that broke up with her boyfriend. I don't know if her friend and her boyfriend both agreed to that or if it was one-sided. But to me it seems like the friend wasnt affected by the break up at all

RinoaHeartilly 36

Sunday 25 September 2016 21:01

Maybe she was upset that you were bashing the person she cared about? Not everyone immediately hates their ex.

indefiniteforest 17

Sunday 25 September 2016 22:01

Just to add some backstory to this, her boyfriend had cheated on her and she decided to stay and try to make it work with him, but after about a month it was obvious that they were delaying the inevitable and she broke it off. I was trying to be extra supportive of the decision because I knew it was really hard for her, but I guess it sounded like I was on drugs lol although I do tend to get really emotional when I'm high, so it was a fair assumption.