Hermit life

By Pookaa - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML
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Top comments

Save_Bandit 5

Two valid responses: "Apparently I'm bring robbed!" Or "Why are you staring into my living room?"

Comments

Annoying AND creepy. Straight up tell them that that was creepy and you don't want to be around them anymore.

Why did you respond to someone you are trying to avoid? You should've insisted that you were at a friend's house or something. Then asked why the person was being a creepy little stalker.

That's ultra creepy, get a restraining order or something.

Why don't you let this person know you dont want to be friends instead of lying.