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Hermit life

By Pookaa - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML

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futtbuck101 1

Thursday 6 October 2011 8:31

Well, who was it?

Save_Bandit 5

Thursday 6 October 2011 8:32

Two valid responses: "Apparently I'm bring robbed!" Or "Why are you staring into my living room?"

Comments

GirlWhoLovesVB 9

Wednesday 9 July 2014 1:04

Annoying AND creepy. Straight up tell them that that was creepy and you don't want to be around them anymore.

IHazNoUsername 9

Wednesday 16 July 2014 0:47

Why did you respond to someone you are trying to avoid? You should've insisted that you were at a friend's house or something. Then asked why the person was being a creepy little stalker.

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 17 December 2015 12:09

That's creepy.

blucorsa 15

Thursday 5 May 2016 16:18

That's ultra creepy, get a restraining order or something.

sharond23 10

Sunday 3 December 2017 21:33

Why don't you let this person know you dont want to be friends instead of lying.

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