Hermit life

By Pookaa - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML
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Save_Bandit 5

Two valid responses: "Apparently I'm bring robbed!" Or "Why are you staring into my living room?"

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P374RD3D 9

"THERE'S SOMEONE IN MY LIVING ROOM?!" Easy

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123kookypoo 10

Just say "How should I know? I'm not home, stalker!"

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Ketsukoni 4

What the OP didn't tell us was this person actually lives across the street from her.

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megaboo310 4

Ahhhhh omg I would freak! Thats something that I hope never happens to me!!

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heckyesimgrand7 4

Hahaha that sounds like my current bf BEFORE we started dating.

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RainbowAngel666 6

Looks like you've got yourself your very own stalker!! That basically explains itself as to why you don't wanna hang out with them.

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