Hey good lookin'

By Creepster - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 642
You deserved it 51 501

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

Let me save you the trouble -- they've got ugly nipples. And they are not as perky and clever as the ones in the commercial. It kinda ruins the mood when you're popping off her bra and she's going on and on about "The Gap sucks this" and "The Gap sucks that." You know -- sour grapes. And it's almost impossible to get it on when kids are walking by and saying, "Mommy, why does the man fixing the mannequin have no pants?" I thought the Old Navy mannequins were hot, but that was a big disappointment.

The real FML is that you were looking in the general direction of an Old Navy. (Sorry, I just really hate Old Navy)

Comments

Okay, someone's just a TAAAAD bit desperate if you stare at a "Half-naked" mannequin. Haha. Me and my friend are reading this thinking of how much of a desperate pig you are. Get a life, and stop being a teenager (:

PillsburyDopeBoy 0

that made my day! it would have been a way better FML if you had crashed, not that im wishing that upon you or anything, because thats just a Fail

Aardvark_Juice 0

It's been a while, hasn't it for you...

Oh my god!! Your a fail!! ydi for being an idiot !

ydi u little nasty lonely nolifer get a life and a gf

jakel121 0

I don't blame him. Those manneqins are hot....