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By Creepster - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 642
You deserved it 51 501

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

Let me save you the trouble -- they've got ugly nipples. And they are not as perky and clever as the ones in the commercial. It kinda ruins the mood when you're popping off her bra and she's going on and on about "The Gap sucks this" and "The Gap sucks that." You know -- sour grapes. And it's almost impossible to get it on when kids are walking by and saying, "Mommy, why does the man fixing the mannequin have no pants?" I thought the Old Navy mannequins were hot, but that was a big disappointment.

The real FML is that you were looking in the general direction of an Old Navy. (Sorry, I just really hate Old Navy)

Comments

bdrodd 0

hahaha, at least you didn't crash

Akash1395 0

well it isn't a fml as nothing happened....

DoubleA329 1

Im suprised you wouldn't have jizzed in your pant's with a story like that.

Americunt 0

God, I can't imagine what you would do if you saw one of those PETA people. they're always naked and doing some crazy stunt like wrapping themselves in plastic. I don't like them, but I can imagine what you would do if you saw "PETA ****" going on.