Hi Molly

By bellaellaella - 22/09/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, after months of enduring my neighbor's relentlessly yapping schnauzer, Molly, I moved into a new building. I was greeted by my new neighbor and her yapping rat terrier, Molly. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 313
You deserved it 4 032

Same thing different taste

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Small dogs are the worst dogs ever... They bark at anything, their bark is loud and obnoxious and they don't stop once they started. As for a solution, punt it. Just ******* punt it like Jack Black does in Anchorman...

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I don't know, this is kind of stupid... Haven't you ever considered moving into, say, a pet-free building? Or one that only allows cats?

foobarbaz 0

So why didn't you find an apartment building that doesn't allow pets? DURRRRRRRR

klalalo 0

I really think it's the name MOLLY. Our neighbor has a yapping mutt named Molly too... just yell NO, MOLLY! NO! hahaha

Caden 0

The curse of MOLLY!!! Kill the ******* piece of barking shit... then write "Molly wants to play" in it's blood on the neighbor's door... well, that's a bit twisted, but you can still kill the ******* piece of barking shit.

Mooshki 0

Do you know how hard it is to find a building that allows pets? And you didn't move to one that doesn't? YDI.

Just how many people have/have neighbors with dogs named Molly!? My neighbor has a Molly, but the dog isn't loud--he is. His dog is nearly deaf, and instead of buying a leash, he just YELLS LOUDER AND MORE OFTEN AT IT. The dog itself is quiet and friendly. And our apartment is officially pet-free (so I had to give my cat away), but the dog has been there longer than the rule, so it has been grandfathered in.

SickToDeath 0

0.o spooky. u'll neva get away from the yapping dogs named Molly. They're everywhere ;)

JokingJoe 0

I have a yapping dog named molly. FML