Intimacy: Highly inappropriate

Highly inappropriate

By thesockmancometh - 30/07/2009 15:21 - United States

Today, I told my therapist that I suspected my partner was unfaithful, but I don't think he believed me. "What, did you find a membership card to a sex club in his wallet or something?" he asked. When I got home, I looked in my partner's wallet. I found a membership card to a sex club. FML

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By single once again - 07/10/2015 07:41 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 05:02

Today, I found out my fiancé has been sleeping with his therapist behind my back. If that wasn't bad enough on its own, I'd talked him into starting therapy six months ago to help with his mental health troubles, and have been mostly paying for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2017 15:00

Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML

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By Michelle - 04/08/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML

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By BetrayedGirl - 13/01/2010 12:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me men can't be trusted. I told her that wasn't true; I have my husband's password to his email but I never check it because I trust him. She bet me he was doing something bad, and to prove her wrong I looked. Turns out he has been cheating on me for 8 months. FML

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By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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By virgo - 30/01/2010 06:50 - France

Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML

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By Aleial - 19/11/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML

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By Nobody - 27/11/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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What have you been up to?

By BadtoWorse - 23/03/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, after thinking I smelled the aroma of stale alcohol, I asked my husband, who is a recovering alcoholic, if he has been completely honest with me about all that he has been doing. Bracing myself to hear about his fall off the wagon, I instead heard a confession of adultery. FML

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coopcas 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:18

Which sex club was it? You should surprise him there. You're gonna get a lot of people saying it's your fault and you were a bad partner, but with cheating, that's not true at all. I'm sorry that had to happen. Get tested, get rid of him, and take all the assets. You can do better.

Jay9313 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:15

Second! And that really sucks, I don't see why other guys can't seem to just enjoy what they have, it's like they fell they're missing out on something greater, when really, they're pushing away the one the love.

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gnbfd 0

Friday 31 July 2009 8:33

coincidence? I think not.

JustinHuang 0

Friday 31 July 2009 8:53

Maybe it's the free gift. You know the economic is bad.

xTrollz_OF_Lyfex 0

Friday 31 July 2009 8:59

YDI for not sucking his dick or vag

EveryDayJackAss 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:01

who knew gay men also get cheated on? and it would be a REALLY AWKWARD situation if your therapist turns out to be the guy thats...er....your partner's "sex buddy"....which in fact is pretty damn ironic since hes a therapist and all

Raytestrak 3

Friday 31 July 2009 9:12

You should ask your therapist for the winning lottery numbers!

dyld921 2

Friday 31 July 2009 9:22

Yeah, because girls NEVER cheat on you.

4dakill 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:31

Psychic much?

luckyyyy 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:59

is'nt he a she

HighasaCloud 46

Sunday 29 March 2015 21:54

What makes you think he's supposed to be 'she?' Are you that homophobic that you simply refuse to believe a man could be in a sexual relationship with another man? "It MUST be a typo; there's no way a gay male is posting on this site!" I understand your narrow mind is shocked, but homosexual men exist in this world.

d101_fml 0

Friday 31 July 2009 10:04

What the **** is a "Sex Club"??? Do you mean Gentleman's club? Because believe me, places where your partner will get laid do NOT give you a card (let alone put their name on one).