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By :(( - 24/06/2012 21:45 - United States - Montevideo

Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
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nadnerbz 6

Here come all the weed debates...

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kamikrazy 6

Police officer: How high are you. Pothead: No officer, it's "Hi, how are you"?

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woeisme134 0

this reminds me of an episode of that 70's show. you know, except for the ending up in tears part.

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melrose90210 10

I know exactly which one you're talking about! It's actually one of my favorites :)

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Irishness 1

I strongly disagree I smoke everyday And I successfully manage a four million dollar business

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

And the online game Hemp Tycoon does NOT count.

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Irishness 1

And I'm sure your fantastic career opportunity gluing fake hair to people's head's is really panning out

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DocBastard 38

Irishness - Making a personal, racist attack like that does nothing but expose you as an asshole.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

380- Jokes on you. My career path is to become an engineer. And in case you were wondering, my hair is all real, thanks.

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howrudoin 11

Way i see it weed isnt much of a difference from alcohol. Theres people that drink and waste their lives too. Its a matter of control. People can drink and party on weekends and still be productive human beings monday-friday, just like people can smoke and party on weekends and still manage to be productive on workdays.

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Magik0420 3

Learn the truth for yourself and decide if it's bad or not. Yeah a lot of people that smoke are losers, but that's because those people were already losers, it's not the drug that made them that way. I use it as medicine for seven psychological disorders and it works way better than all the pills doctors have given me over the years, and I'm not a loser. My sisters fiancé smokes everyday and owns his own computer business and lives in a four bedroom house. All I'm asking is for you to do some research and then decide for yourself.

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the_shrink 2

If you're diagnosed with 7 psychological disorders you're likely carrying at least 5 misdiagnoses. Might want to get a better psychologist. Just a friendly piece of advice from your friendly FML neighborhood shrink.

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jeezlebauckle 0

I just started smoking weed a year ago, smoked weed almost every day this past school year. Brought my grades up enough to get an academic scholarship to college this fall.

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youngroach_fml 0

shiiii i smoke weed almost errday and im on my way to graduate in 2 years just learn to control it and only smoke at the right times

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Peachy2392 26

Using words like "errday" makes it hard to believe you're graduating from anything.

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horneyhic 15

Drugs are bad all ppl who use them are a drain on society and should be imprisoned so they can't pass on there evil habits

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Normally I think that weed is pretty harmless but if you can't stay sober to have a conversation with your parents, and you agree that your life isn't what it should be, maybe it's time to take a hard look at your use of recreational substances and maybe get to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting. Good luck.

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omnomnicon 9

This would be great except pot isn't a narcotic

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Ray_of_midnight 22

"Narcotics Anonymous" is kind of a misnomer, I agree. They cover all kinds of substance abuse, not just opiates. But that's what it's called. Probably got named back in the 1960s when all illegal drugs were referred to by some people, mostly police, as "narcotics".

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IW_RIOT 7

If its constant then it's not a good thing. I would say its ok in moderation. Like its not good to drink soda everyday or watch tv that's why you should do it in moderation just like smoking.

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Sammie_Girl83 4

George Washington's biggest crop was weed.... And he amounted to great things. Weed doesn't make you a lazy ****, YOU make you a lazy ****.

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