Food and Sleep: Hmmm, candy

Hmmm, candy

By SleepEat - 25/02/2021 21:30

Today, I found out that I eat candy in my sleep. For two months I've been dieting because of my weight and high risk of diabetes. I now know why nothing has changed. FML

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By early grave - 17/10/2023 02:30

Today, I discovered that I am going to the store, buying junk food, and eating it almost every night… entirely in my sleep. So much for being healthy and not dying in my forties. FML

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By nick - 12/05/2010 09:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML

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The sleepwalkers are at it again!

By sierra - 11/03/2021 02:02

Today, my mom told me she’d never forgive me for eating her birthday candy. I ate it in my sleep. FML

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By human - 21/06/2019 00:01

Today, I had a dream in which I was eating vast quantities of pizza, cookies, and pastries. I became so anxious about all the calories that I woke up. Even in my dreams I'm self conscious about my diet. FML

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I'm in hell

By GiveMeCake - 02/12/2018 22:00

Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I had the most vivid dream of eating a caramel apple mousse cake with vanilla bean ice cream. Unfortunately, yesterday, also thanks to pregnancy hormones, I was diagnosed with diabetes. My dreams are taunting me. FML

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By maisumepg - 17/02/2019 04:00

Today, it’s the third month of my diet. Every dream I’ve had since I started has been entirely about junk food. Every. Single. One. FML

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By norestforthewicked - 19/04/2011 04:30

Today, my family and I discovered that my sleepwalking has escalated into sleep-raiding-the-fridge, after I woke up on my kitchen floor in a puddle of melted ice cream, surrounded by my parents, brother, and dogs. Apparently my recent dieting plans aren't going over too well with my subconscious. FML

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Stupid rule

By mommy - 23/06/2019 02:27

Today, I’ve been violently ill with diarrhea, and have been for past three days. I finally discovered why. It's because I ate a piece of candy off the recently-cleaned floor last week. My immune system is so weak, it can’t respect the 5-second rule. FML

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By LucidNightmare - 27/01/2013 05:38 - United States - Englewood

Today, I got a text from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on my diet. FML

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The body keeps the score

By Dominik - 11/11/2022 10:00 - Netherlands

Today, I ate 30 chocolate pocket brownies, two caramel chocolates, two Budweisers. All of that while on my breaks at work. I'm a guy and I'm worried about getting diabetes while i'm actually craving more chocolate and sugar treats, my body is getting weaker, I'm getting dumber, fatter, and slower as we speak. FML

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cacheson 41

Thursday 25 February 2021 21:54

Sounds like you shouldn’t have candy in your house until you can get that solved...

Charlie Given 26

Friday 26 February 2021 3:03

time to go visit a doctor any sort of sleep activity can be dangerous

Comments

cacheson 41

Thursday 25 February 2021 21:54

Sounds like you shouldn’t have candy in your house until you can get that solved...

giraffe_poop 8

Friday 26 February 2021 5:21

probably best solution.

raven_of_azarath 34

Sunday 7 March 2021 10:50

I agree, though I have family members who have been known to sleep walk out of the locked house and to corner stores to buy candy, so I’d focus on therapy and doctors appointments more than anything else.

ahabsfan 14

Thursday 25 February 2021 22:12

Wake up and smell the candy.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 26 February 2021 0:40

I smell sex and candy here. Who's that lounging in my chair?

sirrubberduckie 35

Friday 26 February 2021 4:10

Yeah mama this surely is a dream.

FireMars 14

Friday 26 February 2021 0:11

You wouldn't be able to sleep eat candy if it wasn't in your house. Unless you go out and buy it while asleep? either that or lock it away at night

Charlie Given 26

Friday 26 February 2021 3:03

time to go visit a doctor any sort of sleep activity can be dangerous

Something 1

Friday 26 February 2021 11:20

Some medications can actually have this effect on some people, it happened to me, and it was terrifying. I cooked food while sleeping. No matter the reason behind it, contact your doctor asap. This is dangerous behaviour.