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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 23:02 - United States

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Today, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML
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Qluz 3

you play with your forehead. duuh

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DjeePee 24

...right, like America ever was in an incredibly great danger, like America was the country that has been invaded by a foreign army. I think my heart goes out to the mostly innocent inhabitants of Iraq who are unnecesary killed, raped and tortured and whose country is totally being destroyed. There should never be an unwanted and completely unnecesary army in the Middle-East, but onfortunately, now it's too late to just walk away. And I'm sorry for your brother. (oh, and I suggest that all of you could use private messages)

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fairuhrose 0

put his dick in your mouth and then tell him that's what foreplay is. then he'll never forget. make sure he returns the favor!!

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that_guy_ollie 0

well hopefully he wont be putting her dick in his mouth ...

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kedakat 0

Just teach him, that way he does what you like, and doesn't know any different!

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Ehhh... I have no explanation for this. I knew the definition of foreplay when I was in the 2nd grade.

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RedPillSucks 31

Is that suppose to be a good thing?

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RedPillSucks 31

Explain that it comes just before fiveplay.

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

It doesn't mean I'm a *****. I just watched alot of television.

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you_freak 7

He sounds like a keeper!

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amazingjane 0

gotta say.....that sounds about right...

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rustic 0

you my dear, are screwed. teach him n hope he likes what he's gonna have to do. if he's the type to find it disgusting and not needed. then yes. you are screwed.

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Jimboom 11

Are you kidding?? This is the perfect opportunity to teach him as he is essentially a blank slate.

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