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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 23:02 - United States

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Today, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML
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Qluz 3

you play with your forehead. duuh

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DjeePee 24

...right, like America ever was in an incredibly great danger, like America was the country that has been invaded by a foreign army. I think my heart goes out to the mostly innocent inhabitants of Iraq who are unnecesary killed, raped and tortured and whose country is totally being destroyed. There should never be an unwanted and completely unnecesary army in the Middle-East, but onfortunately, now it's too late to just walk away. And I'm sorry for your brother. (oh, and I suggest that all of you could use private messages)

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grandpaearthling 2

tell him it's like a threesome, but with four people. then mention how much your last boyfriend loved fourplay

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gamer_fur_life 0

your life is ****** by this how? just show him what foreplay is. problem solved.

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fearfulsymmetry 1

I'm assuming your boyfriend knows how to PERFORM foreplay, or else you would have mentioned that in the FML post. Stop bitching, if your sex life isn't suffering, there's no reason to complain.

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stlphil 0

Everyone knows it's a great sounding musical group. Listen to the album 'between the sheets' and them teach him what it's about while listening to them.

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PrincessSarah24 0

Atleast you know he doesn't **** around :)

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CaityCatastrophy 0

I'm from Texas. I'm actually really smart, although I have my blonde moments. There are a lot of stupid things said about texans. So just realize that , yeah, there are some stupid people in Texas, but not all of them are. Oh god, I went on a rant, didn't I? Anyways, this FML is so funny. I feel for you OP.

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Danger331 0

O.O god i new what foreplay was at the age of 13 am i missing sumthing here

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fetterjohn 1

You sound like you are pretty damn selfish. Real men don't do "foreplay"...good for him for not knowing.

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rbarnette10 0

i feel bad for you 2. foreplay only makes sex better.

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