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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 23:02 - United States

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Today, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML
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Qluz 3

you play with your forehead. duuh

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DjeePee 24

...right, like America ever was in an incredibly great danger, like America was the country that has been invaded by a foreign army. I think my heart goes out to the mostly innocent inhabitants of Iraq who are unnecesary killed, raped and tortured and whose country is totally being destroyed. There should never be an unwanted and completely unnecesary army in the Middle-East, but onfortunately, now it's too late to just walk away. And I'm sorry for your brother. (oh, and I suggest that all of you could use private messages)

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ajfraser 3

he likes to cut straight to the good stuff

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Hump_Zilla 0

so he's inexperienced which means he is cleaner and not some jerk that sleeps around....you should be happy about that and just teach the guy if he's ready to learn

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Erik_Knight_21 0

Im Sorry that does suck. Tell Him he's an embarrassment to 21 year old Males everywhere.

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ThA_PaStY_KiD 0

I'm 13 and even I know what foreplay is.

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Professor59 2

Seems more like an opportunity, not a FML at all. Now, if he was 45, then you might have an issue.

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Karnezar 2

You'd be surprised. I was made fun of for not knowing what "spunk" is. It means cum.

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Gomez_Vidal 0

I hate comments saying that it's pathetic. What's pathetic is everyone expects perfect on this site. Deep down most people understand. In what situation in his teenage life would directly describe foreplay? Most terms like this people come to figure out on their own. This isn't uncommon

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halfwaydecent 6

That's a good thing cuz you know he's a good guy and he's not messing around with other girls

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KevinFlynn 13

dump his ass and get with a mature man. not a boy

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