Dogs, Poopoo peepee and Animals: HOAs suck

HOAs suck

By Slivered - 18/11/2009 09:50 - Canada

Today, my condo board refused to lift the new policy, which requires pet owners to carry their dogs in common areas after someone's dog kept peeing in the hall. I can't physically carry my two dogs, so I'm now forced to wheel them through the building in a borrowed baby stroller. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I was able to land a nice apartment solely based on the fact that my puppy is potty trained. During the required pet interview, my dog 'got sick' and defecated all over the apartment office. I now have to clean the mess knowing that I will not be allowed to live there. FML

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Good boy

By hypocrites!! - 30/08/2023 10:00

Today, I was given an ultimatum; either get rid of my beloved dog who’s my literal only source of happiness, or find a new place to live (which I can’t afford). My asshole neighbors keep complaining about my sweet boy’s barking, meanwhile their bratty bastards are 10 times louder. It’s not fair. FML

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By Monkeyless - 02/05/2012 03:59 - United States - Providence

Today, it was confirmed that the "no pet rule" in my apartment complex is so strict that I'm not even allowed to have sea monkeys. FML

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By Badhusky - 29/08/2018 20:30

Today, I had to carry the dead weight of my 90-pound husky upstairs to the bath because he hates it. He cried the entire time, loudly. He then rolled in the dirt when I let him outside to pee not even an hour later. FML

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By Becca - 29/08/2019 04:00 - United States - Portland

Today, my mother-in-law "borrowed" my dog without asking, to show him off to her friends. My dog is my service animal, and I'm not comfortable leaving the house without him. I have to be at work in an hour, and she's not picking up her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2022 06:00

Today, I drove to my job and got a parking ticket for parking in my assigned parking spot. On top of that, my mom's dog gave birth to her puppies in my bathroom. I currently have a parking ticket and ten dogs in my apartment. FML

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By fuck! - 16/05/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbors, in my supposedly pet-free apartment complex, got a puppy. It’s a Great Dane. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

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By cande - 01/12/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML

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Bad doggo

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 12:00 - Germany

Today, I'm dog-sitting. To give the pooches some exercise, I took them on a long walk through the fields, where they run, play, and sniff around to their hearts’ content. Thirty seconds after coming back home, one of them made a ginormous puddle right on my living room floor. FML

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a_nix777 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:01

that sucks, the visual is hilarious though.

perdix 29

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:55

You ought to start peeing in the hall, just to show 'em.

Comments

westerntornado 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 17:07

This is the most STUPID thing I've ever heard. I train dogs. Carrying a dog in any way is the worst thing you can do. It lowers thei self esteem and they eventually can become agressive. If I lived there I would raise hell over this. All they need to do is set up a little camera for CAD$96 and catch who's doing this.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 5 November 2012 13:45

I think that's bullshit.... I mean, if I'm wrong, correct me. But carrying dogs lowers their self-esteem? I'm calling BS.

martron3000 5

Wednesday 18 November 2009 17:19

Be thankful your dog isn't a Saint Bernard !

depechemode 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 21:25

Hahaha! Or a Great Dane

LevyLove 17

Wednesday 18 November 2009 17:25

Lol that image looks pretty cute in my head... of course, I'm a dog owner and lover :)

BigK_Diet_Cola 1

Wednesday 18 November 2009 17:26

Get them some doggy roller skates. I'm sure the rules don't mention anything about dogs skating in the halls.

Funkengine12 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 17:26

I missed the part where the OP's life got effed. Seriously. Oh, no, you have to wheel a stroller through a hallway. I don't even see how this is embarassing enough for OP's LiveJournal, let alone FML. It's not even a very funny image, but all of this is just my humble opinion. (If you want me to say "IMOH"...)

damnrosi 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 21:31

it is a funny image! can't you just picture 2 great big german sheppards or dobermans being pushed along in one of those massive double stollers as a poor little woman stuggles to push them along, not able to see over them! it would be hilarious! and her life is effed because it is incredibly hard to get dogs to behave when your cramming them into to-small spaces. and all because some people are disgusting slobs

Red_Bull_yay 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 17:30

Maybe its one of those really old big baby carriages. It would make sense that someone would lend that to someone who intends to carry dogs in them. Maybe she brings one dog at a time? Either that is the case or this is fake. Either way, the visual image is awsome :P (I can picture the dogs with little baby bonnets)