ACAB, Cops and Transportation: Hogs gone wild

Hogs gone wild

By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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You deserved it 4 339

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By phant776 - 13/05/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML

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You deserved it 9 317

By jkass - 07/10/2011 15:07 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML

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You deserved it 4 492

By italy1986 - 13/04/2009 19:41 - United States

Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML

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You deserved it 58 290

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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You deserved it 85 255

By unfortunatelyunlucky - 12/12/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML

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You deserved it 2 602

Officer McGiggles

By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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You deserved it 240

Baited

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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You deserved it 2 578

By Ilovelife07 - 07/07/2019 02:00

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML

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You deserved it 185

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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You deserved it 25 518

Chill

By daisyann - 15/07/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML

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You deserved it 55 590

DocBastard 38

Friday 28 January 2011 19:11

Where I'm from, you would have been tasered, shot, body cavity searched, beaten, shot, fined for the broken window, laughed at, shot, and arrested for resisting arrest.

SiobahnR 0

Friday 28 January 2011 19:56

see the problem with gun control Is that bad people don't really obey the rules so then u have a whole bunch of armed criminals running around and decent people have no way to defend themselves

Comments

metallicshadow 16

Friday 28 January 2011 21:04

hey at least you only got a warning...

zattele 3

Friday 28 January 2011 21:05

and

horneyhic 15

Friday 28 January 2011 21:16

no right to bear arms in Canada.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 28 January 2011 22:06

I like chicken arms, myself.

kbroom4 0

Friday 28 January 2011 21:17

you have to admit.. that's pretty hilarious. at least you didn't get a ticket... or shot.

stronghand0331 17

Friday 28 January 2011 21:20

Is it? Is it really ?

Kg317 18

Friday 28 January 2011 21:21

this is y cops should never be trusted what so ever

dnljcbsn 0

Friday 28 January 2011 21:31

**** the police they better pay for the damages

KingDingALing 9

Friday 28 January 2011 21:32

Quick! Everyone run before KaySL starts talking about his enjoyment of taking the banhammer up his ass!

rldostie 19

Friday 28 January 2011 21:33

Gun control doesn't make criminals with guns go away. It simply emboldens them. Check how many home invasions are in Texas. No one wants to invade a house where the owner can shoot you just for being on their property. Frankly, I like having my gun at my house--I like knowing I can defend myself if need be.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 28 January 2011 22:08

There's also a lot of people "accidentally" shot as well. Not disagreeing with your first statement, but there's a reason why some people are for gun control. Gun control doesn't have to mean no guns whatsoever. It's also about the type of guns. Do you have a pistol or an assault rifle?