Holding pattern

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I just landed in Washington, DC. Unfortunately, I also took off from Washington, DC an hour ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 997
You deserved it 261
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

RichardPencil 30

Planes can’t physically leave DC because Trump sucks, literally.

26 10
BurnInDemonFire 34

That must have been a very slow inverted loop.

6 2

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

That must have been a very slow inverted loop.

6 2
RichardPencil 30

Planes can’t physically leave DC because Trump sucks, literally.

26 10
ViviMage 38

Yay, Ronald Regan National Airport puts you into a nosedive again! I almost missed my plane there, but thankfully it was late and the last occupants were offloading. I collapsed at the terminal in relief. FML

2 0
ZombieAngelic 3

I had a dream like that once when I was nine or ten, I thought I was going to Australia, and I was excited, but when I got off the plane, I was still in New Zealand. I actually flew again, and I landed in my home, which looked the same as it did in real life, except someone had written "MUMMY" on the ground near the bottom of the staircase.

1 0
wanted_2_want 40

Maybe the pilot returned To get directions !? It’s a joke people. !

3 0