On the run
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Show it anywayThank you for not finishing that shitty pun! (If people think this is a pun, I did not intentionally write the pun)
#20, you just needed to say "no pun intended" Lol
#59 I just realized it when I hit the "validate" button
Oh dear lord in heaven, I hope they had febreeze
You don't like recycled aerosol ass juice on your flights?
Like shit flowers. Or vanilla shit beans.
"vanilla shit beans" lold at this
The small amount of liquids that they actually allow you to take on a plane couldn't possibly mask even the mildest diarrhea situation
You can bring gallons ... if bought after security.
Under 5oz don't count on it
F their life. Not only was that uncomfortable, they were probably really embarrassed because everyone now knows them as "the person who had diarrhea and held up the flight."
I'm sure the OP would have decided not to inconvenience the other passengers by remaining in their seat and crapping their pants.
I don't think OP is the one that held up the flight.
Nobody implied it was. What Earl_KarmasBitch was saying, sarcastically, was that had it been OP who decided to get the diarrhea, he or she would not have held up the flight, but instead sat in the seat, defecating in his or her pants.
If you decide to eat Taco Bell you decided to get diarrhea.
#15 Don't forget Chipotle!
i agree, i don't think you should be bitter against them. its not like holding up the plane was their evil genius master-plan.
I dunno number 40. Maybe you're onto some new evil criminal plot! They delay your flights by hours and force you to smell the aroma of defecation. Their singular goal is to make you mildly uncomfortable, truly dastardly criminals.
Where will you be when diarrhea hits?
I moded this and it wasnt diarrhea it said take a shit so
Actually people who eat the Satan Diarrrhea Hate Bears (the Haribo sugarless gummy bears' nickname) do. They eat them to see if they are actually as bad as people say they are. I'm waiting until the day I can order some and try because I want to so yeah.
what a shitty situation you must've been in
Stop with the shit puns. Is it that much harder to think of a more clever pun? Like maybe, idk, "Stinks to be you." Or something better than a shit pun
Nah "what a shitty situation" "is a keeper," when it comes to toilet related FMLs.
Thanks for providing an example of why you shouldn't come up with puns on the run.
"A shitty situation..." Get out.
No, just no. Stop.
I love how every post in this entire thread has 0 thumbs or less
Apparently even the aeroplane ones don't fly.
Haha #29 "on the run"
Part of me wonders what "safety reasons" these were..
The threat of Ebola, most likely.
Oh, the thought of a toilet with a seatbelt. Buckle up, you're in for a ride.
Diahhrea is a form of terrorism
Imagine being on the toiled while the plane is going hundreds of miles an hour during takeoff....not a pretty situation to be in.
41, you almost made me snort my coffee all over my phone. Well done.
Your attitude really stinks
Well just imagine if you had diarrhea and instead of them waiting for you to be done in the painful time what if they just took off.... SH!T WOULD BE GOING EVERYWHERE IN THE WASHROOM... Now that would be a real FML. Plus you just need to be patient.
If you would have preferred they could have just went in their pants and stunk up the plane.
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No one 'decides' to get diarrhea.
F their life. Not only was that uncomfortable, they were probably really embarrassed because everyone now knows them as "the person who had diarrhea and held up the flight."