Love: Home again

Home again

By GD. - 21/02/2009 22:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2009 21:37 - Germany

Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By FML - 26/07/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML

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One last thing…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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By isystuff - 01/02/2011 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML

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CanadAssassiN 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 1:00

Oh my gosh, that's horrible. That's makes me want to cry... I hope you feel better... i~i

YDIGuy 0

Monday 3 May 2010 17:35

#3 were also always thinking of head ;)

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lastminuteperm 0

Friday 17 July 2009 4:17

Hahaha

cod4_freak 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 0:55

i give that dude props! i definitely gotta do that to this girl im dating cuz shes too clingy...

Mons_fml 27

Monday 3 September 2012 11:31

BUT!......shes clingy just because she loves yooouuuu! B-boy west coast!

obviously_damned 0

Monday 10 August 2009 6:27

what a dumb ass how freaking insensitive can you get!? you deserve better than him, and good luck. i know youll find somebody worth your tears. and when you do, he wont make you cry.

IHateTheBritish 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 6:54

thats what you get for being from canada, get out of my website

madeafan 0

Monday 21 September 2009 23:37

the people that r chewing the guy out are stupid. the chick needs to grow up...its girls like her that make us look weak.

All4nothing 0

Friday 23 October 2009 17:00

Remorseless Shitheads. Try being in love sometime. hope it kills you. if that was you, you'd have probably slit your throat. dont worry about that pathetic s-o-a-b, he'l never be worth more then the coin he gave you.

Xxbradykid89xX 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:24

What a douche bag.

IntoTheClouds 42

Saturday 28 November 2009 0:25

A lot of idiotic women seem to think that they can do whatever the hell they want to men when they break up with them, such as kicking him in the balls. If the OP did that, she could have been, and should have been charged for assault. News flash, idiots...YOU CAN'T. What's done is done. I say stop getting your panties in a bunch if a guy is an asshole to you during a breakup and move on with your lives and think about what YOU might have done, and how YOU can change, and stop trying to act innocent all the time.

citygirlnomore 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 20:19

what the hell?

CarterColbie 4

Monday 7 December 2009 1:41

This story. Is an epic. WIN!

jumpinvajayjay 0

Monday 14 December 2009 18:06

Just so everyone knows, the 25 cents was for the phone call, hence "call someone who cares." And for you heartless bastards that thinks she deserved it, nothing indicates she does. Sorry this happened to you! That sucks some serious balls