Money and Transportation: Honesty doesn't pay

Honesty doesn't pay

By Hayls5 - 04/07/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I was driving with a friend when we saw a wallet in the middle of his neighborhood road. When we picked it up, we saw it was loaded with cash. We drove to the man's house to return the wallet, and when we handed it to him he told us, "I would give you a reward but I don't have any cash." FML

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By Sheggie - 30/01/2010 05:06 - Australia

Today, I found a wallet belonging to some guy, it had $355 inside. Because he had his address written inside, I decided to return it, hoping for a reward. I drove for 40 minutes and finally got to his house during peak hour. All he did was say, "Oh, cool." FML

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By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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You deserved it 566

By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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By victimboi - 05/06/2009 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By Aaron Lewis - 07/07/2012 05:01 - United States - Topeka

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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iFellytone 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 9:30

Technically he didn't until then...

zargon 1

Saturday 4 July 2009 9:36

If not getting a reward is an FML for you, you truly deserve this one. Whatever happened to human goodness?

Comments

whatido25 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 21:09

Nevergive shit back. that's what you get for trying to be nice in an evil world.

girlygirl666 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 21:14

You guys are all missing the point. If the OP didn't return the wallet, the owner of the wallet wouldn't have any of his cash at all. Not to mention the mess of having to call all of his credit card companies, and replacing his liscense and all other documents. So, even if he needed that money for something, tough shit!! I would have been more than happy to give the OP half of whatever money that was in there, and be happy i got ANY of it back. The guy who owned the wallet was a greedy, incosiderate ****!! I hope if he is stupid enough to lose his wallet again, whoever finds it keeps all of the cash and tosses the rest.

anniebananie 3

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:18

*THANK YOU* At least someone gets it!

Honda288 2

Saturday 4 July 2009 21:24

Wow what an ass

Humanoid_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 21:57

You should have been like "Oh, really? I guess it isn't your wallet then. Never mind." and grabbed it and run away.

JRSpaniel 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 22:11

Cheapskate. At least you did a good thing.

cxal_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 22:21

For all you know, he didn't have the cash. Just because the money was in his wallet doesn't mean that he wasn't already obliged to give it to someone else - and he could have already been late on that since he lost the wallet

misterman2 3

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:29

So your life is ****** because he didn't pay you for doing the righ thing??

LovingCFK 8

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:43

that's right, take some BEFORE you show him the wallet he lost ... his ******* fault for losing it. you can always blame it on someone else.

Blue0ctane 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:09

Although it would be courteous for him to show some appreciation for you bringing his wallet back, it makes you a greedy, spoiled bitch for expecting a monetary reward. You did a good thing, yes, but the fact that you posted this on here is a bit sad.