Honey…

By greenintheface - 30/04/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML
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DocBastard 38

Open the bathroom door, point at the toilet, and say, "There's your ******* dinner. Bon appetit, asshole."

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perdix 29

"A steaming bowl of RRRRALPH!"

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edenmarie101 0

well that shows u , it doesn't matter what u were doing u should have been in the kitchen makin him a samich bahaha jk(;

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brbfappinloudly 0

Please tell me you responded with leftovers...

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HighAsTheStars 0

wow. what a bitch! ( op's husband I mean)

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Zdog101 0

how about some shit load of nothin

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nomie89 5

Sounds like something my hubby would do too...jerks..think they are the best thing ever and we are just their slaves..

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ChaosEngine 5

Not all of us are like that. If yours treats you that way, maybe you might think about finding someone else? Just a thought.

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redhedsaysrawr 18

Horrible but, you sure that its just the stomach flu.....?

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ShastaSHuskyPup 5

Well that's a prime example of a typical male...

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Albarufus 13

Open the door and throw up on his feet!

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xs4u 13

tell him "preparing it as we speak, hun"

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