Kids: Honk honk

Honk honk

By piemasterzim - 22/11/2012 01:20 - Canada

Today, I was messing around with my wife. I grabbed her boobs and said, "Honk honk". Unbeknownst to me, my daughter saw it. Now my 3 year-old girl runs around honking everyone. Even her grandparents. FML

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By Kathryn - 13/08/2011 10:31 - Belgium

Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident, then one of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "ASSHOLE!" afterwards. FML

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By Noname - 04/12/2008 04:39 - France

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML

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By KittyKat - 03/11/2013 14:22 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML

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By Jessica - 15/05/2009 00:03 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop "pretending to be daddy" against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

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By Stan - 29/08/2011 21:19 - United States

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML

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By Fido - 06/06/2016 11:58 - United States

Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML

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By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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Thursday 22 November 2012 8:49

Monkey see, monkey do.

nesscafe_fml 17

Thursday 22 November 2012 8:51

She is going to be so mortified about it when she is older!

Comments

winkydog4056 16

Friday 23 November 2012 4:36

When OP says 'grandparents', does that mean grandpa has man boobs?

Badassname123 0

Friday 23 November 2012 6:52

Who says "honk honk" while messing with a wife?????

abbytobin25 3

Saturday 24 November 2012 0:53

That sounds like an snl skit

nvo 6

Saturday 24 November 2012 8:47

Honk honk?? That's something no grown woman finds sexy to begin with. You're lucky your wife has tolerated it thus far - now take this as a divine hint to come up with better foreplay.

bmthluvr 0

Saturday 24 November 2012 17:29

thats too funny.

Mindwarp 4

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:50

Guess my ex wasnt the only one who did that...

Plumeriaprincess 2

Sunday 25 November 2012 8:19

You deserve that! "honk, honk" her boobs at your age....really? Are you 12? Time to grow up and understand that is ine major turn off! Yish! Put more effort into bwing romantic that childish!

FadeIntoLucy 12

Wednesday 28 November 2012 4:34

HAHAHA! Hilarious... Kids at that age always seems to be listening when you least expect it or you don't realise they're there... And those seem to be the times that they mimic the most. Enjoy that.