Love, Health and Phobias: She definitely won though

She definitely won though

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 15:00

Today, as part of our prank war, my girlfriend found a hairy tarantula picture and stuck it on the wall. I hadn't yet told her I'm arachnophobic, and when I saw it I passed out and hit my head hard enough to need an ambulance. She decided she's won the war and I don't get a say in the matter. FML

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You deserved it 806

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By Boyufd - 05/11/2020 17:01

Today, my girlfriend, KNOWING I have severe arachnophobia, changed the wallpapers on my phone and tablet to pictures of tarantulas, all because she's mad at me. And she won't change it back. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By spiderhater - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML

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By MyNameIsNotJeff - 08/05/2015 03:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend bought me a pet tarantula. I now have one of my biggest fears crawling around my house. FML

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You deserved it 3 109

By NaniNarcotic - 16/08/2011 10:17 - Australia

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

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Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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You deserved it 875

Freakout

By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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You deserved it 44 881

No future

By Anonymous - 27/07/2023 00:02

Today, I had no idea my girlfriend had such a poor sense of humour until I pranked her by hiding a plastic spider in the kitchen, and she broke up with me and asked me to move out. She’s not even arachnophobic, so I don’t get her extreme reaction. FML

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You deserved it 1 002

By Hannah - 04/03/2012 20:46 - United States

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

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You deserved it 31 756

By spiderwoman - 15/04/2011 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

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You deserved it 32 193

JasonThorn 20

Thursday 16 August 2018 20:37

She discovered a weakness you never knew you had. I have to go with your girlfriend on this one. However, if she exploits it, THEN you need to have a little chat with her about boundaries.

Mathalamus 24

Friday 24 August 2018 15:58

She kinda did win...

Comments

JasonThorn 20

Thursday 16 August 2018 20:37

She discovered a weakness you never knew you had. I have to go with your girlfriend on this one. However, if she exploits it, THEN you need to have a little chat with her about boundaries.

free_parking 3

Friday 24 August 2018 15:08

grow a pair and stop being a little pussy

arkh_angel 16

Friday 24 August 2018 18:37

Doesn't "I haven't yet told her" means he was well aware of this weakness? She just found it by luck.

Cole Manson 10

Saturday 25 August 2018 5:30

A weakness he never knew he had? He said in the post that he's afraid of spiders, he already knew.

free_parking 3

Friday 24 August 2018 15:08

what a little pussy

Charlie Given 26

Friday 24 August 2018 15:11

Prank wars are ridiculous because somebody always gets hurt 🙄

jkjorn 16

Friday 24 August 2018 15:15

Winner winner, spiderweb spinner!

Mathalamus 24

Friday 24 August 2018 15:58

She kinda did win...

crsyldy 19

Friday 24 August 2018 16:30

She’s right

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Friday 24 August 2018 17:08

find her fear and slap it on a picture

RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 August 2018 18:11

She didn’t “decide” she won the prank war, she objectively did win! You were put to rout, and have no choice but to surrender or die. The best you can hope for is to retain a shred of dignity in the treaty negotiations.