Stuck, Cars and Transportation: Hood life

Hood life

By Anonymous - 07/12/2013 20:49 - United States

Today, my car wouldn't start because of the cold weather. Since I was at a friend's house, I asked him to jump-start it. After taking about ten minutes to start his vehicle and park it by mine, we found that both of our car hoods were frozen shut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 705

You deserved it 3 856

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By dwhitehouse - 21/01/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, I went out to my car only to find my battery had died the night before. With the wind chill, it was -20°F outside. With the hood open, and jumper cables in one hand, I tried to flag down a passing motorist for help. A man in a truck slowed down, sarcastically waved at me, and kept driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 160

You deserved it 3 000

By ThanatosSG9 - 25/12/2016 02:57

Today, I took my car into the mechanic to have two tires and battery put in, all new. I later got a call saying they tried to start my car on the dead battery, which sparked and started a fire. It's gonna take two weeks to get the parts and it's minus 30 outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 937

You deserved it 531

Ice Ice Baby

By Anonymous - 31/12/2021 20:01 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, I thought I’d preheat the car so I wouldn’t have to scrape the ice off the windshield and could start driving in a toasty vehicle. Turns out it’s a bit difficult to flip a switch on the dashboard of a car with the doors frozen shut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 811

You deserved it 155

By oooooopss - 01/04/2012 06:44 - United States - Portland

Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 872

You deserved it 29 512

By GeriGeriBoBeri - 28/12/2011 08:59 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 194

You deserved it 39 382

Rip it up and start again

By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 10:00

Today, I had to borrow my mom’s car to jump-start my battery-dead car. I got everything set up and it worked. Parked my mom’s car back into her spot, went into my car. And turned it off. Now I have to do it all again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 335

You deserved it 930

Jump start

By stupidlights - 07/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I left my lights on in my car, which I only realized at lunchtime, so I made sure to turn the lights off, and tried to start it. The battery was dead, so I called my dad to jump start it before I got back from my game. I later came back from the game and the lights were on. He'd left the lights on after jump starting it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 469

You deserved it 6 268

By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 573

You deserved it 38 324

Drama kings and queens unite!

By IGoOutWalking - 25/02/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, I was doing some routine maintenance on my car when a radiator connector broke unexpectedly. I realized I'd rather walk 3 miles in freezing temperatures than call my nearest friends for a ride and have to listen to their drama. FML

I agree, your life sucks 696

You deserved it 195

By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 459

You deserved it 3 982

Slayerfan408 6

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:33

Just go on Facebook and make a picture that says. 100 likes and my car will turn on. That should work.

hahatofunny 20

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:25

Do you have some deicer? That could work.

Comments

sexysaltshaker 11

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:32

Winter: the ultimate troll.

perdix 29

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:32

The solution is obvious: Stay at your friend's house until spring. YWIA.

Zimmington 21

Sunday 8 December 2013 4:18

And don't forget to use up all the hot water when showering & eating the last of all his favorite snacks Op... that's what makes a great guest

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Sunday 8 December 2013 5:53

YWIA? You're welcome is hmm idk...What's it mean?

Tdrizzzzzly 19

Sunday 8 December 2013 6:28

Yellow Women In Anuses

alshygirl 14

Sunday 8 December 2013 13:50

You're Welcome I'm Awesome?

Slayerfan408 6

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:33

Just go on Facebook and make a picture that says. 100 likes and my car will turn on. That should work.

Ambient25 24

Sunday 8 December 2013 8:58

I dunno I kind of feel that I need to play Candy Crush to achieve the car start

pwnman 33

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:35

I'm so proud for voting for this because it truly is a horrible happening.

Rainhawk94 27

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:38

Just be grateful your keyhole for your door didn't freeze

olpally 32

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:38

Throw hot water on the hoods. Should do the trick, wipe them off quickly though!

cheshirecat13242 32

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:40

Maybe just let each of them run for 30 min? That'll that yer frozen shit

tukies 28

Sunday 8 December 2013 3:04

OP car doesn't start, so how is this a good solution?

Tdrizzzzzly 19

Sunday 8 December 2013 6:30

"That'll that yer frozen shit" Pure analytical GENIUS!!!!

foxy_grampa 19

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:41

That's a good friend who would do that in such cold weather

crazydave1998 6

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:47

tap along the seams with a rubber mallet or dull object..the running car will thaw...can no one do things for themselves anymore..geez

glabberfasted 16

Sunday 8 December 2013 4:00

Their car won't start, how is it supposed to run?

crazydave1998 6

Sunday 8 December 2013 5:42

they said they had one car running..that one will thaw..duh

allie2590 31

Sunday 8 December 2013 5:57

And how will they thaw the other one? Cuddle with it?

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 8 December 2013 6:47

Tapping with a mallet will break the ice, allowing you to open the hood. By the time op has done their hood the running car's hood should be thawed from engine heat.

crazydave1998 6

Sunday 8 December 2013 21:11

exactly #70... geez

faygo_chick 5

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:55

It was so cold here that my power steering line popped off (-39) Then we got to put it back together in the parking lot ...yay (Things you never think would go wrong because of cold lol )