Hood life
By Anonymous - 07/12/2013 20:49 - United States
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That's an icy situation
That's a cold pun
#1: You made two of the "That's a ____ situation" comments here. I know you can do better than that.
although i approve of you username, i cannot say the same for your pun.
Hi guys! I'd put a cold pun here. The problem is I'm not creative. Wek'll, just go look outside, chill with friends and have iced tea. Cool down the pool and you're set.
*gives #1 and #15 a frosty stare and points at the door.
Haven't we just gone over this 81? Lord.
81, you try wayyyy to hard. And it isn't working for you.
Seeing as how its on FML, OP probably doesn't.
46, what if their pipes are frozen?
Step 1: Pull down pants Step 2: Piss on hood
#46 Yeah and warp the metal while you're at it. use lukewarm water not hot.
psssh water.... psssh deicer... get a freaking flamethrower! duh everyone has one and its not like ull damage ur car or anything....
step 1: get flamethrower step 2: melt the crap out of the ice...and probably half of the car too.
use some kitty litter.
That's the shittiest advice ever
Kitty litter is for when your tire gets stuck not your hood....
i apologize. i meant to say: use garlic powder.
Garlic powder?! OP isn't making chicken kievs!
cayenne.... no wonder it wasnt working D:< dammit
How has nobody recommended warm water yet? On this particular thread anyway.
Warm water freezes and causes more ice in colder regions
That's the point I was going on 56. Yes I understand in colder regions that hot water will freeze, but it will temporarily melt the ice long enough to get the hood open.
You're screwed.
That's a bad day... I guess the only thing to do is wait it out.
Things like this make me happy that I live in South Florida.
I'd love this kind of weather it never snows in Aus and we're in summer now .. my least favourite season.
Just waiting for those 42c days.
Try throwing a cup of hot water on it. Worked for me when I couldn't even get my car door open for work.
Depending on how cold it is, that wouldn't work. It's been -30 (Celcius) around here lately, and a cup of water would thaw the hood slightly then freeze it even more. Not much you can do other than wait for the sun to come out, or for it to warm up.
#8 and #19
That's a sticky situation
Keywords
Just go on Facebook and make a picture that says. 100 likes and my car will turn on. That should work.
Do you have some deicer? That could work.