Horndog

By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 02:05 - United States - La Grange

Spicy
Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML
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bigdude1302 2

So tell me....does he have a Big Mac or a double cheese burger?

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hallibelle 4

Lol he was better off at fuddruckers because his hotdog would blend right in with the others! He would have no problem just whipping it out there!!

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jose1760 1

Well... Did he get to finish before he got arrested?

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badactor009 0

"I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail" No. No, you did not. That was a choice you made.

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MyssMarsh 11

What? Cow meat makes him horny? I would have left him there, wouldn't anyone to know I was with him.... actually I'd dump him WTF?

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s3cr3t 4

I wonder if whoever caught him asked i he would like fries with that?

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